facially defeated

Someone who fell from the top of the ugly tree and hit all the branches on the way down.

How did your blind date go?
It was fine, except that she was facially defeated.

by Alex34234 April 10, 2006

fecal facial

example 1)when the mentally retarted or old have massive explosive hydrolic diarrea all over ones face
example 2)when a cripple cannot reach the toilet fast enough so he duces on the floor and creates a stinkin pile of fecal mess which he then falls face first and drowns in a heap of his own feces
example 3) when someone sucks your stink baloney

i really love my gramdpa but when he bends over and gives me a fecal facial in front of my girlfriend it makes me feel depressed

by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

Facial diarrhea

When a person cannot control his or her face expressions and his or her facial expressions are easily read by others.

Joe has facial diarrhea, his emotions are easily readable to anyone.

Pooja does not have facial diarrhea, she cannot be read easily by others.

by Freakycurlhead March 5, 2021

ultimate facial

When you give someone a facial and then proceed to sit on their cum-covered face and grind, spreading the cum around their face with your bare ass cheeks

I just gave this pig sub an ultimate facial and he loved every second of it

by yymane January 22, 2022

facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.

Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!

by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016

buttermilk facial

Describes the process of farting in someone's face after receiving unprotected anal sex with ejaculation, thus covering the face of the other person with small, white drops of semen.
The same thing happens when opening a carton with buttermilk too close to your face.

After finishing her off from behind, that stupid bitch gave me a buttermilk facial!

by Blitzkneisser June 30, 2017

Concrete Facial

The unpleasant action of face meeting concrete, typically in a brawl or fight between people. The aftermath is not quite as rewarding as a regular facial but warms the soul anyways.

If that asshole comes back over here again I'll have to give him a concrete facial.

by Hot n' Ready September 25, 2018