A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.
Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.
by Bo Slone February 2, 2009
Get the facial mullet mug.An Online Facial is a virtual cumshot. A guy cums on a girl's printout. Process: A guy must, with permission, select a beautiful or sexy photo and print it out and masturbate and cum on the printed pic. Then he must take a digital picture of the result or even take a video of the event and email or somehow message the girl with this record so that she can also masturbate to it.
my girlfriend is going to be in another state for a while, so i will cyber with her and give her online facials because we are unable to have oral sex and a real cumshot.
by Jake S October 15, 2007
Get the online facial mug.A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.
"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"
by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007
Get the jexican cupcake facial mug.ME: that girl is facially challenged
Katt: i know right last week i called her ulgy and she said that 's the best thing anybody has said to her.
Katt: i know right last week i called her ulgy and she said that 's the best thing anybody has said to her.
by eater4life October 6, 2016
Get the Facially Challenged mug.In basketball when a player jumps high and dunks over a defensive player, his "salty nuts" are in the defender's face.
Did you see the "salty facial" that Paul Pierce gave LeBron in last nights game?!
Yeah man! That was some weak 'd' LeBron put out there!
Yeah man! That was some weak 'd' LeBron put out there!
by Brown Sugar Cookie August 20, 2011
Get the salty facial mug.by Me Forever July 2, 2012
Get the Flakey Facial mug.Cashier: You know you look like you have baby gravy dripping off your chin ma'am? This is a reputable store and public facials are not allowed.
Zara: But Brad always gives me a Friday facial - it's so great for the skin. Wanna try some??
Zara: But Brad always gives me a Friday facial - it's so great for the skin. Wanna try some??
by Tramadolnights December 4, 2016
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