the act of lurking on facebook until the right person appears in your online friends list. and then waiting some more until you get the balls to talk to them.
a facebook stakeout can be very boring, but that thirty seconds where you ask the person what your english homework was and then try to make a conversation out of it is so rewarding.
by fuckyouguysi'mgoinghome97124 November 16, 2009
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Dude, Facebook Gremlin Kelly was creepin all up on those guys on Facebook. She keeps adding everyone!
by Kellycockblock May 25, 2010
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adj.
1. The act of presenting yourself as an enlightened genius by copying posts that you get from others.
2.The act of hiding the jacked-upness of your life through the use of words of wisdom.
1. The act of presenting yourself as an enlightened genius by copying posts that you get from others.
2.The act of hiding the jacked-upness of your life through the use of words of wisdom.
by O-keydoke June 13, 2010
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Girl 2: It's pretty facebook obvious that he likes you.
Girl 1: What does that even mean?
Girl2: It means that he is always flirting with you on facebook.
by superbadedgar May 9, 2011
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Person 1: "Man, that Meg has posted a photo of her new labrador puppy. Do you think she's hinting that I have breath like a dog?"
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Person 2: "Dude, you have Narcissistic Facebook Disorder for sure".
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