F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders)

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.

“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”

by borja85 June 2, 2023

f(x)=11

when the output of a particular function is always equal to 11. Common notation variations include fx11, fx=ll, or fxll.

"Damn, I love functions, especially that f(x)=11 thing, its so easy" - some random guy.
"*moans* fxll-chan" - Owen

by s3m3nd3m0n June 10, 2022

F-35

5th generation multirole stealth aircraft that radiates pure sexual energy as opposed to radar return. The intensity of the erotic and lewd feelings that stir in one’s loins upon sight of it have made it controversial project much like the gay-bomb. Many overstate the cost of an individual F-35 to be as high as $1B per unit (or one-third of a B-2 at current exchange rates). These people are morons. They’re actually around 70 mil. They also come in 3 variants, (4 including the Israeli variant (5 including the submersible variant in current testing) talk about wet and messy)) all the more to suit an individual nation’s tastes in how they like their planefu. (I would absolutely fuck an F-35C right in the VTOL.)

I want to fuck the F-35 so goddamn much

by Most credible defender March 12, 2022

f'd in the a

To be failed in the assessment. It may happen if one does not A the Q (answer the question) on the AP US History Exam.

You better A the Q, or you'll be f'd in the a.

by apushgod March 23, 2017

f'pants

An abreviation of the term fancy pants, used to describe somebody or something overly elegant or refined, uppity or la-dee-dah.

Can also be used to describe something awesome, generally good and impressive in a posative complementary way.

"Errgh (eyebrows raise) That's a bit f'pants" or "f'pants! That's really neat"

by click-pop September 19, 2011

F.Y.F.O.

A synonym for; Fuck Your Face Open. A term used during extreme periods of anger but generally little to no threat is ever perceived.

A.J. - do it again...I dare you. F.Y.F.O. Motherfucker

by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 April 20, 2015

F.I.I.K

Acronym for Fucked If I Know. A possible reply to be asked a question regarding a matter outside one's field of training or experience or actual interest. Usually used in exasperation at the pointlessness of the inquiry.

Office Girl : Oi, there you are. So what does this F.I.I.K you keep putting in the delivery time column actually stand for?
Truck Driver: Fucked if I know.
Office Girl: No need to be rude about it ya prick.

by Big Hungry Iain, Fairdown. June 20, 2020