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express shits

Also widely known as diarrhea. Can cause extreme discomfort and a hefty laundry bill with embarrassment if not careful.
Man, look at the brown stains on that guy. He must not have known he had the express shits!!
by Matman1984 November 29, 2020
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Polar Express

When you fist your significant other with a handful of ice cubes in your hands
You wanna know whats better than a minivan a Polar Express!
by NotTonyHawk November 14, 2020
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The Banter Express

When your banter is on top form to the extent that all your mates get involved.
"Toot toot, all aboard The Banter Express, lads!"
by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016
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Expressed powers

Expressed powers, for example, the power to regulate both foreign and interstate commerce.
by WaIdo WaIdo January 8, 2019
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Expressive Following

Just like stalking, but better, because then you don’t have the negative stigma around stalking
“Expressive following ins my specialty”
by Kendia244 August 8, 2018
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Vocab express

The most annoying shit you will ever do in life.

You get one thing wrong and you have to do it all over fucking again!
The only fucking way to pass or complete the homework is to get 100%.
Thankfully I know a hack, just open 2 vocab express tabs and go on the thing where it says French to English or English to French and leave it there bc it says translations the open another and do it. Ur welcome :)
by keep it halal October 11, 2022
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Poontangler express

A vehicle that is typically driven by a man who gets a lot of pussy
Dylan - Did you see Mitch in his poontangler express

Ryan - yeah he's gunna Ashley later ... a lot
by Poontanglerexpress78 July 2, 2016
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