Person A: How do you like to express yourself?
Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!
"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"
Person B: The penis tattoo on my neck is the only way I'm able to express myself!
"A penis tattoo on your neck is the only way of truly expressing yourself!"
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The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.
*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.
*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.
Alex: “My plane lands at 3:30, so let’s hit up Cavenders and Sheplers so we can go ‘Rolling Blackout’ tonight, and then grab dinner.”
Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”
Alex: “Good call!”
Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”
Alex: “Good call!”
Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”
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Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"
Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"
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