Evan

(noun.) A person who plays clash of clans and is the gayest kid on Earth because he is rushed as hell.

Evan Kaps loves to play and spend money on clash of clans.

by wetrice December 31, 2019

Evan

Basically God.

Someone: "Hi Evan"
Someone else: "You cant talk to him hes got wayyyyy to much clout"

by EASHGANNG May 28, 2019

Evan

The coolest guy on earth.

He is very smart and can create almost anything you desire!
He has a Phd (Pritty Huge Dick)
He is the best guy you will ever meet.
He never cheats on you.
He is the most honest guy you will ever meet.

"Evan has to be the best guy"

by EvanIsVeryHot June 12, 2018

Evan

Evan is THE HOTTEST guy you’ll ever meet, he’s sweet but also a bit of a bully in a kind way! he is so kind and will always make you laugh no matter what, If you have an Evan keep him, you are one lucky person because if you loose him you’ll never find someone better than him again!

“Omg i’m so lucky i have an Evan “

“Evan’s the hottest boy ever”

by AstorR September 4, 2021

Evan

Way cooler than anyone named stryker

Wow evans cooler than stryker

by Yoauntsdad November 26, 2019

Evan

More than likely someone who drives a shit blue car and lacks friends

"That Evan really needs to fuck off"

by bossman7477 July 23, 2018

Evan

Funny, sweet, and hot, too. He is the perfect man, but he can break your heart. He is trustworthy, as long as you get to know him first. If you have an Evan in your life, don't let him go. He is so lovable, it literally just makes me sick. (In a good way). :p

Evan is sooooo hot.

by Evrick June 6, 2019