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Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.

- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.

-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."

3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

or

Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin
by hammeredatbookclub November 21, 2013
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Easter

A way to get time of school and gain a few fucking kilos to drop off again when school comes back so you can keep your girlfriend.
Easter makes you fat and self-aware.
by 50€ July 7, 2016
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Easterling

A very flirtatious boy. Enjoys sparkly boys, (Such as Tamaki and or-or Armstrong.) Says will help you with homework especially with chem but never does.
" EASTERLING!"
by From Santa February 23, 2017
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ester

ester is a butt
oh what a big ester
by lillånunge January 17, 2018
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Easter

A time when a bunny shits out eggs for children to eat
*example of easter*
Mmmm... This chocolate shit is good!
by Dubiks December 24, 2018
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Easterween

A holiday that happens in between Halloween and Easter, but before Thanksgiving. (The specific date is November 21st) it is the same concept of Halloween but you don’t have to wear a costume. Some people in their houses hand out candy but others don’t even know of the holiday and they give trick or treaters anything in their house (coins, jello, yogurt, etc.) and instead of saying “Trick or treat!” You must say “Happy Easterween!”
I didn’t know it was Easterween so I just gave the kids jello.”
by friedravioli November 21, 2019
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Eastern Shore Ferrari

A large jacked up truck (could be Chevy, Ford or Dodge) that young teenagers to middle aged rednecks think are Ferraris.

You can spot these by the trucks being jacked up way higher than they need to be (these pieces of shit can't get out of their own way, much less drive over another vehicle like the owners claim they can), they have loud exhaust that is so loud and raunchy, you would think it was the sound of a Chevy and a Ford fuckin a Harley Davidson in the asshole. This is due to glass packs usually, because they need the motor to sound tougher than a 302, 305 or the shitty V6 most of them have.

You can also spot these misguided idiots spinning wheels in the rain, because they don't do much any other time.

You can typically outrun these vehicles with something as fast as a 94 or up Corolla. The only reason most win a race is because they floor the gas next to you and the loud exhaust sounds so horrible and redneckish, it jolts your brain with visions of sisters screwin brothers, people with teeth missing, Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the assrape scene from the movie "Deliverance".

The F40 of these tirds are the ones that backfire like a shotgun. This results in making the other owners of these vehicles very aroused!

The ones that have neon lights inside or out and have the gay L.E.D. strip on the bumper are motherfuckin Enzos!!
Person 1: My truck could run over your little Civic!

Person 2: That Eastern Shore Ferrari? Be realistic, it could only run over curbs and deer!
by Peevedtodeath October 19, 2010
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