Ethan

Ethan is 100% better than Joshua. (Joshua sucks)

Ethan is better than Joshua

by ETHANGOODJOSHUASUCKS November 23, 2021

Ethan

The T H I C C E S T whale God in the multiverse.

Hail Ethan the true whale god!

by True whale god January 31, 2020

Ethan

Always hot as f**k

Him: do you have a bf?

Her: yeah I'm dating Ethan
Him: the hot one
Her: yeah

by Anonymous? ?? February 07, 2023

Ethan

Small, fat, blonde kid who thinks he's every but can't even knock out and elderly man

ethan is such a pussy and picks his nose

by Saggyfatface June 02, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a small midget with a tiny penis who likes every girl he sees

Ethan is small

by Lilypadisbig October 24, 2019

Ethan

An annoying little fuck who no one likes and is overweight

Damn look at that Ethan over their

by momolis April 09, 2019

Ethan

An Ethan is a guy you fall in love with. He can be a total asshole but something about him makes u can’t let go. Ethans are the most attractive boys out there. If you get yourself an Ethan you’re lucky and there’s no going back. No matter how many times you end you’re never really done.

I just hung out with Ethan, I think I’m in love.

by M_vdog November 02, 2019