Ethan

The best person in the world, absolutely a beast, need to have one in your life.

God: I choose you Ethan, to be my heir.

by Your mums friend April 30, 2019

Ethan

Ethan has a elephant trunk as a dick and any girl would love sit on it likes blaze the stardawg on a daily and loves a beak on the weekend

Hey Ethan u want a line of flake can I also say I can see your shlong through your trousers

by Josh Patrick November 23, 2021

Ethan

An Ethan is the hottest man in the room. They are great ladies men and once you go Ethan you never go back. Has a penis. Used in the early 2010’s.

Man: HE’S SO HOT
Ryan: IKR HE’S SUCH AN ETHAN

by God father squidward February 24, 2020

Ethan

Small, fat, blonde kid who thinks he's every but can't even knock out and elderly man

ethan is such a pussy and picks his nose

by Saggyfatface June 2, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is an hyperactive idiot that somehow gets all the girls. He loves dirtbikes fourwheelers and his six close friends. The only way to calm an Ethan down is bring a hoe into the room.

sometimes called kyle.

he's such an Ethan

by chexmaster49 October 21, 2019

ethan

a transformer and gay boy. best man alive. hot, sexy, attractive, beautiful. flawless and bf material. 12+ in cock. for the male gaze.

Ethan is a gay name

by superiority complex November 20, 2021

Ethan

A total car phanatic who you can love inside and out. He takes time out of his day to make you feel special and worth something. You could be feeling like absolute sh*t but he'll brighten your day right up just by talking about a stupid 1989 dodge charger.

Yeah, I love that guy. His name is Ethan.

by definitely not lili November 29, 2019