Eskimo Piledriver

The act of an Eskimo hyper fapping.

A person of Yupik or Inuit decent who can masturbate faster than people of other origin.

I told her the only way I could cum is if she performs the Eskimo Piledriver. She broke both her arms.

He is just fapping as fast as he can, eskimo piledriving that shit.

by DrStraynge January 10, 2012

eskimo bobsled

stick it in the back and then go to a flight of stairs and ride her down the stairs with your dick in

"dude did you eskimo bobsled that bitch"

by the dragon111111111 November 7, 2015

Eskimo Pole

Performing fellatio with an ice cube in your mouth.

Dave was surprised when Samantha gave him an Eskimo Pole.

by FriarTuck May 19, 2015

Eskimo souffle

When you jizz in a bowl, whip it into a meringue and serve it on top of pie

Your mom: hey baby, what's for desert?
Me: Eskimo souffle. Eat my jizz, bitch

by Dehydratedninja December 16, 2020

Eskimo pile

When a person masturbates in the bath tub while 5-however many assholes will fit around the rim of the tub and shits on the bather.

Later on my bf an his friends are going to Eskimo pile on me. An Eskimo pile at the end of the day always relaxes me.

by Only my grandpa can touch me January 12, 2017

Eskimo Kisses

When two males rub the heads of their penis' together. It is like docking for two people that don't have foreskin.

Erik and Keith won't come out to the bar with us tonight, they are too busy giving each other eskimo kisses.

by snoboybil January 21, 2011

Eskimo Cousins

When two bros have both received oral sex from the same girl.

"I got a blow job from Kelly once."

"I got a blow job from Kelly too!"

"Bro, we're Eskimo Cousins!!"

by McApplejuiceBox February 3, 2013