A species of overly-dramatic individuals who put average douches to shame. They travel in packs, because they can't be separated for long, or else their genitals will explode from pent-up urges that they let out upon one another. They only qualify as an "ensemble" since, despite copious amounts of backstabbing and selling their souls to the arts, they have no natural talent. They are very fortunate that their dedication got them into an ensemble (even if it was self-created) at all.
They choose new mates every other week, picking said mates by determining who is wearing the most cheap body spray, and who can kiss the most asses in a single day.
They choose new mates every other week, picking said mates by determining who is wearing the most cheap body spray, and who can kiss the most asses in a single day.
"Man, look at the douche ensemble... Are those two glued together at the dick?"
"Naw, they don't have enough there to put glue on."
"Naw, they don't have enough there to put glue on."
by Smexy Strawberry July 28, 2014
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by ExpansionFan May 4, 2011
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The name two describe to people who obviõusly aren't together. Nor were they even friends to begin with. Usually used to describe the relationship between two men, who are most likely two years apart and were in a band together.
Random PR Member: "They were never together. They were actually Mortal Enemies believe it or not."
Other PR Member: "Obviõusly."
Person Who's Most Definitely 'Not' Louis Tomlinson: "Yeah..Yeah obviõusly."
Other PR Member: "Obviõusly."
Person Who's Most Definitely 'Not' Louis Tomlinson: "Yeah..Yeah obviõusly."
by obviouslymortalenemies May 25, 2021
Get the Mortal Enemies mug.An enemy of a secret powerful cult, that one or few people that the cult calls the enemy or scapegoat.
He was the cult enemy of her yoga cult, and she claimed that they all had to be sub serviant to him and call him sir or boss.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
Get the cult enemy mug.A abbreviation of the phrase "enema master" (see enema) this is a individual or person who has mastered the enema, such things like coffee or beer no longer effect this near inhuman hero.
"Mistress Nia tried everything, but could not get the enemaser to submit"
"Ouch! He’s taking that like a enemaster"
"Ouch! He’s taking that like a enemaster"
by White Cultist April 30, 2007
Get the enemaster mug.This is the annoying, dumb, interrupting girl that tends to end conversations and fuck up your chances with the girl of your choice. You could be deep in a conversation or just kicking one off with the girl of your choice, and this ugly annoying girl comes and interrupts you, asking a question of the girl you're attempting to woo and distracting her from you, affectivly ending the conversation and leaving you pissed the fuck off. The worst part about them, is that they can carry on a conversation short enough to make it completely pointless and irrelevent, but long enough so that it would be awkward if you attempted to resume your original conversation. Often times they will physically talk across you, and louder then you, making it seem like they are trying to cockblock you on purpose. Usually guys have a Wingman (or Gunner) to take care of stupid shits like these, but if your flying solo at the time, your fucked.
Conversation Flying Solo-
You: Hey what did you do over the weekend?
Girl of your choice: Eh nothing really I went to a party what did yo---
Enemy Gunner: YOU WENT TO A PARTY? WHOES? HOW WAS IT?
Girl of your choice: Oh it was pretty fun. There were loads of people there and.... (end of your part of the conversation)
Conversation With A Wingman-
You:Hey what did you do over the weekend?
Girl of your choice: Eh nothing really I went to a party what did yo---
Enemy Gunner: YOU WENT TO A PARTY? WHOES? HOW WAS IT?
Your Wingman (Talking to enemy gunner): What did you do this weekend? (This distracts her long enough so you can carry on your conversation)
You talking to the girl: Same I just... (perfect conversation)
You: Hey what did you do over the weekend?
Girl of your choice: Eh nothing really I went to a party what did yo---
Enemy Gunner: YOU WENT TO A PARTY? WHOES? HOW WAS IT?
Girl of your choice: Oh it was pretty fun. There were loads of people there and.... (end of your part of the conversation)
Conversation With A Wingman-
You:Hey what did you do over the weekend?
Girl of your choice: Eh nothing really I went to a party what did yo---
Enemy Gunner: YOU WENT TO A PARTY? WHOES? HOW WAS IT?
Your Wingman (Talking to enemy gunner): What did you do this weekend? (This distracts her long enough so you can carry on your conversation)
You talking to the girl: Same I just... (perfect conversation)
by Head Pilot November 22, 2007
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by duct_tape_wallet December 28, 2005
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