fellow employee

Fellow Employee---Dumb ass microcephalics you have to put up with while you try to do your job.

I could finish this job if only my fellow employees would stay the fuck out of the way!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

holy roman empire

not to be confused with the Roman Empire of years before, this was pretty much a non-conquering empire (by comparison). It was basically a group of 300 small territories in central Europe. This included Germany, Austria, parts of France and Italy, as well as Russia's neighbours, which later became known as the Eastern Bloc (See warsaw pact). Although not quite a country in it's own right, the hundreds of lands, known to some as the confederation of the rhineland, would unite during wartime to defend thier common interest. Although headed by a general emporer, he had little, if any to some, control over his barons, dukes and knights who declared themselves kings. It was really a pseudo-fuedal kingdom in which one part disliked the next, and did as they pleased. After more than 950 years in existance, it dissolved in 1806, the leading family continuing to rule Austria. It also lead to the creation of Germany.

The holy roman empire was known as the first reich, with the formation of germany the second. Hitler called his regime the third reich to remind people of better times.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

empty seat

A person that is there in body only.
Someone who is so unattached or unaware of their own life that their involvement has little or no impact on the outcome of events.

"Charlie, don't you get it? I can't feel that. It's sweet and everything, but it's like you're not even there sometimes. It's great that you can listen and be a shoulder to someone, but what about when someone doesn't need a shoulder. What if they need the arms or something like that? You can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours and think that counts as love. You just can't. You have to do things."
Charlie is an empty seat.

by charlie seat February 9, 2008

Employment HIV

or E-HIV. To slowly wilt away at an undesirable place of employment until expiration.

I hate my job, it's so boring I've contracted Employment HIV.

by TheSparky04 November 2, 2011

Empresse

Cool, calm, crazy!
Petite with meat. She laughs at her own jokes cause she's the only one that get them. Most likely short. She's an amazing girl, with a lot of personality. Most people like her, but she doesn't like most people

Yo I saw Empresse the other day, and I must say, she scared me.

by Sugar and spice December 19, 2012

Elli Emphasis

When the letters of a word/phrase are capitalised at random to emphasize the importance of the word/phrase.

Calum:"did you know Aziz is having a party tonight?"
Kayden: "ReALlY? Oh MY GoD WhY DiDN't hE InViTE ME?
(This would be an example of Elli emphasis)

by Lil EMO August 27, 2017

british empire

The still-running empire (under the name of the "Commonwealth of Nations").

Evil come back plan:

Now all our enemies know us the British empire, but now we cunningly disguised ourselves (on the advice of General Spike Mielgain), and are calling ourselves the Commonwealth of nations, soon all the former terrortories of our MIGHTY EMPIRE ON WHICH THE SUN SHALL NEVER RISE SET, shall join us unwittingy believing that they are just signing for a sports contest, and BAMMM there in the empire again! Canada has already fallen! SOON THE FREE PEOPLES OF THE WORLD SHALL FALL TO OUR ALL DISTORTING DARKNESS AND WE SHALL BUILD A DISUTOPIA OF TEA AND DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: "Fuck me the british empire owns."
Person 2: "Doesnt it just!"

by Ruler of the british empire January 11, 2008