Eli

This egotistical dude thinks he's better than everyone. Vapes 24/7 and has 19293020 pairs of yeezys. has tons of pussies and bitches but still can't get a good girlfriend. attends a shitty ass school and doesn't know how to use english or understand grammar, this dude has a literal 1 inch dick. a small tiny lil dick that dumbass hoes like for some reason. stacks mad cash on dumb hoes. hes a rich white boi but cant afford a good car. never turst elis. NEVER TRUST ELI'S.

guy 1: aye eli can i hit your vape

eli: nah bro u aint got the cash

by Lil Oof Dick December 7, 2018

Eli

Eli is a dumb fuck who juuls too much and gets head from ugly girls.

Eli your so sped.

by Ashy04 December 6, 2018

eli

Hot dude that glowed up

wOoOooOoW lOoK aT eLi

by *breaths* November 1, 2018

Elie

Elie is usually a dickhead that tries to be funny but there not. Tries to be the class clown and is actually really bad at school. He is also known for being dumb and an asshole

There is so many Elies in my class

by Unknownfactsaboutpeepsnames March 23, 2017

Eli

The weird kid in the back that low key creeps you out and shoots people with highlighters

Eli kind of creeps me out

by Assfucker101 October 30, 2019

Eli

Eli, some might describe him as a sex machine. he is not of great size but his penis is. when it comes to playing an instruments he is the deal. he also uses his sexy voice to get women in bed. he is a very funny guy. if you meet an Eli, take care of him because he wont last long.

1: Did you see Eli playing the guitar
2: Yeah, and I think he also got that other girl in bed tonight
1:Danm

by loganwilliams February 7, 2019

Eli

cuntcuntcunt

"cunt cunt cunt"
"dont you mean.... Eli?"

by poopywater33 April 26, 2020