Describes a contract or statement regarding how "willing" a gal is, but one that is not worded in a clear and easy-to-understand way.
One should be super-cautious about believing casual promises of intimacy from random girls --- often these agreements are very elooseory.
by QuacksO December 30, 2019
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A person named Eloise is drastically.... uh.... different. They don’t give a crap about anything you say, but she will give you candy in math class. She is overall a...interesting friend, but at times she can be really dark. Like REALLY dark. She is really smart, but she is also common sense dumb AF. She’a a great friend. 😽
Boy 1: Hey Eloise, your really pretty and I was wondering if you wanted to date?
Eloise: EWWWWW! HELL NO! FUCK OFF!
Boy 2: Yo! Dude! Your really ugly! Wanna hang?
Eloise: HELL YA!
Eloise: EWWWWW! HELL NO! FUCK OFF!
Boy 2: Yo! Dude! Your really ugly! Wanna hang?
Eloise: HELL YA!
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random ass person: heyy i like u...can u be my gf?
yuna: oh i’m sorry.. i’m elifsexual
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yuna:elifsexual...
random ass person: why tf did i like you again???
random ass person: heyy i like u...can u be my gf?
yuna: oh i’m sorry.. i’m elifsexual
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yuna:elifsexual...
random ass person: why tf did i like you again???
by yun a December 20, 2020
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random ass person: heyy i like u...can u be my gf?
yuna: oh i’m sorry.. i’m elifsexual
random ass person: ur what?
yuna:elifsexual...
random ass person: why tf did i like you again???
random ass person: heyy i like u...can u be my gf?
yuna: oh i’m sorry.. i’m elifsexual
random ass person: ur what?
yuna:elifsexual...
random ass person: why tf did i like you again???
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random ass person: heyy i like u...can u be my gf?
yuna: oh i’m sorry.. i’m elifsexual
random ass person: ur what?
yuna:elifsexual...
random ass person: why tf did i like you again???
random ass person: heyy i like u...can u be my gf?
yuna: oh i’m sorry.. i’m elifsexual
random ass person: ur what?
yuna:elifsexual...
random ass person: why tf did i like you again???
by yun a December 20, 2020
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random ass person: heyy i like u...can u be my gf?
yuna: oh i’m sorry.. i’m elifsexual
random ass person: ur what?
yuna:elifsexual...
random ass person: why tf did i like you again???
random ass person: heyy i like u...can u be my gf?
yuna: oh i’m sorry.. i’m elifsexual
random ass person: ur what?
yuna:elifsexual...
random ass person: why tf did i like you again???
by yun a December 20, 2020
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