electronicwiz1

A person who seems to enjoy windows updates, and always seems to update, even on the oldest computers she possibly has.

electronicwiz1 updates alot, she can never get hacked!

by Java2107 July 5, 2020

Fry's Electronics

The place where the employees declare your credit card instead of declining it, have no knowledge of electronics, and help customers of their own race first.

Yet people go there instead of Best Buy.

I'm going to Fry's Electronics to buy a computer that will crash from a guy who doesn't speak English and doesn't know how to use a computer.

by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005

electrical banana

A poor attempt at making a piece of food glow, as can be successfully done by sticking two forks that have 120 VAC across them into a dill pickle.

"Let's make an electrical banana."
"No dumbhead, that won't work. Let's make an electrical pickle instead."

by me2 November 21, 2003

Electronic AIDS

A more emphatic way of saying that an electronic device is really messed up.

James- "What the heck is wrong with your computer?!"

Connor- "That website I was on last night gave it electronic AIDS"

James- "Damn. That sucks."

by ftardsrus October 25, 2011

Electronically Grounded

temporary suspension of all electronic connectivity........
..Iphone, Internet, Twitter, Skype...Facebook.

Synonym: Cut me off at the News

Yo, Bro, My MOM cut me off at the news. I am totally Electronically Grounded.

by Martin Ziebold November 13, 2011

Electronically transmitted disease

Computer virus passed through computers, by email, and messages

I caught a electronically transmitted disease by opening an attachment by email.

by Game nerdz September 22, 2018

Electronicattack

The mini heart attack you endure when a valuable electronic item such as phone or laptop falls on the ground

I had a major electronicattack last week

by Bo$$King November 19, 2015