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Ejaculate 'n Evacuate

The term you use after cumming and then leaving your sexual partner without returning the favor. Otherwise known as "the tug 'n plug" "the squeeze 'n leave" "the cum 'n go"
"Hey girl what happened with you and Ryan last night? Did you guys get it on?"

"I had a great time! I kinda pulled the ol' ejaculate 'n evacuate move though. I didn't really feel like returning the favor"
by Ejubjub August 13, 2018
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reverse ejaculation garbage

Reverse ejaculation garbage is when a man is ready to ejaculate and exactly at that moment a penis plug is being inserted at his urethra so that the orgasm is ruined feeling like a garbage
She ruined his orgasm by using the technic "reverse ejaculation garbage"
by sokolata December 30, 2016
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Suffocate N Ejaculate

That is when you hang yourself and wank at the same time. The great Buddha was the first one to leran this mastery.
I’m going to do the Suffocate N Ejaculate
by Rapemaster42069 November 16, 2018
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Premonition Ejaculation

A wet dream/vision that foreshadows events in the future
I had a wet dream (premonition ejaculation) about Princeton winning today
by leshismore March 16, 2023
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Ejaculation (02/12/2025).

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Person 343: Ejaculation (02/12/2025).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
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Premachair Ejaculation

The act of spunking over yourself, when you climax earlier than anticipated whilst watching online porn, causing you to fall backwards off of your chair.
He was careful about masturbating in his bedroom since the occasion when he suffered from premachair ejaculation, and struck his head on the floor.
by Maclen November 10, 2017
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Ejaculation station

When you cum on an obese pigs snout and poop ok it’s ears then ride it around your neighborhood like a horse, commonly done in Alabama and Mississippi.
Did you see that? He did an ejaculation station on that poor pig.
by tripod 8 November 1, 2018
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