Ego bubble

A bubble that bubbly people live in.

"These smart, amazing women, the minute a guy comes around, their voice changes, their energy shifts, and I'm like, What the fuck happened?" - Alia Shawcat

Some guys made mice out of them it sounds like is what happened. Some guys bursted their ego bubble.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Ego Tickle

The feeling a student gets when they raise their hand to speak in a class, and the teacher sees them but purposely ignores them. This feeling is generally extremely bad for students confidence in class.

Student 1: did you see how Mr Bleh Bleh was completely ignoring me in math class?
Student 2: chyea man, you must have had a massive ego tickle.

by 800 g September 9, 2009

Inflated ego

Lebron James

"After beating the Warriors, I became the greatest basketball player of all time"

"I think you might have an inflated ego."

"Shut the fuck up I'm Lebron James"

by Suavebast January 5, 2019

Bald Ego

When a person is so pretentious that they make fan pages for themself.

"Oh God, another person made a fan page for themself on facebook."
"I can spot that bald ego without binoculars."

by dkjner November 21, 2009

Ego Bite

A form of pain upon a girl, caused by a guy who has a low pain tolerance. Therefore, in order to feel manlier, enforces pain causing a slight ego boost.

Boy: "I have a hangnail and it hurts a LOT."
Girl: "Stop whining you big baby."
Boy "NomNomNom"
Girl: "OWWWW that f***ing hurt!"
Boy: "What? All I did was ego bite you!"

by miss_rae May 4, 2010

Ego nut

When your ego is stroked so heavily that you nut (ejaculate) in a literal or metaphorical manner.

"Man, my professor told me how good the writing in my paper was, that I had a massive ego nut!"

by Cyram November 18, 2016

ego penis

people who use the internet IE: myspace, facebook , online video games etc. to make themselves feel better about themselves, causing them to stroke their ego penis

Matt got a new comment on myspace today saying how hott he is therefor causing his ego penis (ep) to grow.

by lovesit6914 October 4, 2008