laying eggs

Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays.

I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all those shots.

by E Style November 23, 2006

Egg and Cress

A haircut defined by a close crop on the sides with hair kept longer on the top, resembling someone growing cress in an egg. AKA a high and tight.

Oh hey, Scott, I see you’ve had an egg and cress.

Fuck you. Go and play on your gameboy.

by Sp456 February 13, 2019

Egg bunny

When your dog curls up with their paws tucked under their bodies so they look like an egg but their head pops up.

Woofie is so cute when she is in her egg bunny position!

by lizzabith smith May 06, 2020

Meat Eggs

The testicles of the male anatomy.

I don't know what I said, but Bethany kicked me right in the meat eggs. It hurt so much I thought she broke my penis also.

by $hIti0T July 03, 2014

The “egg ick”

The sudden and intense feeling of disgust for eggs that unexpectedly arises while eating eggs.

I cannot finish these eggs. I just got the “egg ick”.

by enterprise1701 December 31, 2022

eggs dee

Another way to say XD in a more immitating way. Many people who are into memes use it.

Pink Guy : "I have 'e got the 'e sauce b0ss"
Idubbbz : "Eggs dee"

by ArmanTheZarman February 01, 2017

Elephant in Egg

When you define a small problem as a big problem.

- I'm desperate, my SUV is dirty
- So sad! it's an elephant in egg!

by Altiplano September 02, 2006