Facebook

A popular website where one can join the most pointless groups. Usually, these groups are associated with the boring things done in everyday life. News that your "friends" have joined these groups tend to infest your homepage, and tempt you to join or create a group along the lines of "I am tired of the pointless facebook groups".

I have nothing better to do right now, therefore I'm joining the "I tend to use a spoon to eat soup and cereal" group on Facebook.

by Assclownfd January 23, 2010

Facebook Zombie

A person who spends too much time on social networking sites. (Note that although the word contains facebook, it really extends to any networking site (MySpace, Twitter, MSN, etc.)); Someone who must continuously check and re-check their accounts to see if a change has occured, or if a friend updates anything; this will get to a point where they schedule their day around their networking site; if they reach this final stage, kill them swiftly and with no hesitation. If we do not respond to this growing appocalypse, we will be overrun by Facebook Zombies. Nothing will stop them. They know no fear.

Kimo: Doo doo doo, hey Phiz, come check this ou-
Phiz: Can't, can't, can't! Hmm... 2:30! I gotta check my wall! I posted a humourous status half an hour ago! What if someone commented on it?
Kimo: Jesus, Phiz. You... you're a Facebook Zombie now... sorry, mate...
*gunshot*

by Kimo & PhizzyKola May 1, 2010

facebookrastinating

the act of aimlessly exploring and in general wasting valuable time on facebook in lieu of being productive in such activities as homework, napping, etc.; usually applicable to college students

John knew that he had a sociology midterm and english paper due the next day, but ended up facebookrastinating most of the night instead.

by Ari D February 20, 2009

facebookling

When someone new as joined facebook, and he/she does not have many friends, wallposts or photos. In most cases, this is a relatively short period of time, before the 'facebookling' grows out of control into a Self-Mutating-Facebook-Monstrosity.

Billy: You know that new girl, Sarah?

Timothy: Yeah

Billy: She's fucking hot, and guess what?! I checked her out and she's... she's JUST A FACEBOOKLING!

Timothy: DON'T LIE!

Billy: I KNOW! WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

by THEORETICALTERRORIST November 29, 2009

facebooktivist

A person who engages in social activism by joining different "petition" groups and installs applications dedicated to different causes on Facebook.

"The facebooktivists are out in full force protesting Facebook's new privacy features."

by nerd05 January 2, 2010

FacebookFriday

When you have nothing better to do and spend a friday on Facebook.

I think tonight's going to be another FacebookFriday

by tdown21 January 8, 2010

ghost facebooking

When someone on your facebook friend's list is logged on to facebook but the chat status reads as offline.

I know she's online on facebook cause she's adding new friends and liking other people's status lines. Why she gotta be ghost facebooking man?

by Caballo viejo September 14, 2011