ditchman

A wingman who provides you an excuse to ditch a date, usually by calling or texting at a prearranged time. The recipient of the call or text can choose whether to use the ditchman as an excuse or not, depending on how the date is going.

Did you hear about that asshole in Austin who's suing a girl for texting in a movie he took her to? I guarantee that was her ditchman texting because he was a creep.

by AdmiralPercy May 19, 2017

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Dutch Train

A Dutch Train has absolutely nothing to do with the Dutch. A Dutch Train is similar to a human centipede except for each person ( all male ) is connected by anal penetration. The minimum of participants is ten, but there is no maximum number of men that can join a Dutch Train. In other words, a Dutch Train is a sexy conga line.

"Hey, Mark, wanna join our Dutch Train?"
"Choo choo! All aboard the Dutch Train!"

by Shrimpy_dimpy69 November 17, 2019

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ditchstar

Someone who never comes up for a game when you call them but ends up playing it alone during odd times of the day.

Bharath, never comes up for COD Mobile, he's a ditchstar.

by parippufiction June 9, 2020

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Dutch east indies

A Dutch colony that existed from 1800-1945. It was in the modern country of Indonesia.

The Dutch east indies existed only 76 years ago!

by Cochlea April 23, 2021

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hi ditching

The lowest of the lowest move in texting. When someone says hi in a conversation only to leave the conversation. These low class scums can be referred to as dingbats.

Todd: hey what's up!?
Kennedy: hi
Todd: what's going on!
Todd: hello?
Todd: screw you you damn hi ditching hi ditcher. You're such a dingbat.

by Henrylikescatsandscats September 11, 2016

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