Dumbledore the wall

During post-masterbation, when there is cum on your hand and to get it off you wipe it on the wall

masterbation left a mess on my hand so I had to dumbledore the wall to get it off before I ate my food

by veters December 14, 2013

dobble

To splash down some liquid. To quickly pour small amounts of liquid

I am just going to put a dobble of this on the floor

by Dillski June 30, 2016

dibbler

Someone who is making slow progress, usually regarding drivers, often characterised by the driving style of the elderly.

I was annoyed because there was a dibbler in front of me on my route to work.

by Lynsey S January 11, 2008

Dumbledoof

See!!! Fuck you, Keegan. :-)

Keegan is a fucking Dumbledoof

by Kelseyisbasic January 5, 2018

dumbledore

Homosexual, after Joanna Rowling stated in a press interview that her popular character was, in fact, gay.

Elton John's a bit Dumbledore, isn't he?

by Sam Kerridge November 21, 2007

Dibble Douche

An insult of high degree

Dude, your such a Dibble Douche

by Jesse Denning November 25, 2003

dumbledorfin

having facial hair that resembles an old man's gray pubic hair

1. Dude!! Have you seen Jeff's face!?!?!
2. Yeah mang, he's mad dumbledorfin!!

by Pvt. Twitchy February 11, 2007