drunco

A drunk person who trips over or walks into anything, coupled with the dangerous, ever-present threat of unco-ordination.

Drunco injuries are usually sustained to the knee, face, hips and crutch region.

James - "Hey dude, Tom just fell into the fishpond!"
Travis - "Wow, he's been drinking since six, doesn't surprise me."
James - "Yeah, he fell down the stairs at school today, he doesn't even need booze."
Travis - "What a drunco!"
Fish - "..."

by van derrr duhhh June 28, 2011

dunch

A male or female individual who frequently partakes in promiscuous, slutty, behavior.

Noun form:
Me: "That chick is a total dunch man, I would be careful..."
Friend: "Are you kidding? Easy pickings! HEYOOOOO!"

Adjective form:
"Wow, Rebecca has been acting pretty dunchy lately. Apparently she got a cleveland steamer from Roger!"

by TheW1tchDoctor October 2, 2011

Dunch

a combination meal between lunch and dinner eaten between 3 pm and 6 pm

Dunch is the forth meal of the day.

by Dunchlover May 9, 2013

Dunchle

Dunchle: the meaning of dunchle is sacred and not for those who are not worthy of dunchle. Dunchle is ice cream lunch.

Hey Robin want to come over for some dunchle? ice cream lunch

by Mustachecannon June 18, 2013

Dunch

1. When your friend farts on the couch and leaves then when someone sits there it is very warm.

2. When you fart and wait about 4 seconds before leaving so the smell doesn't follow you

1. *friend farts then leaves*
*other friend sits down*
"WHEW! Did Kyle Dunch this couch? I am gonna Dunch on his face!"
2. "LET'S GO! I am gonna be late!"

"hang on I gotta dunch one out first!"

by CherkenNergerts October 24, 2014

Dunch

The act of being a ragey scrub. An annoying person in a vast majority of ways.

Justin was a dunch today during wellness class.

by HispanicAtTheDiscoh May 21, 2015

Drinchronised

When you find yourself visiting the bar and/or toilet in that bar at the same time as another patron (i.e. More than once)

When both parties realise, a knowing nod may occur, silent affirmation that they have become synchronised in their drinking. Drinchronised.

Me: That's the third time I've been to the bar at the same time as that beardey fella over there.

Mate: You and beardey are drinchronised. You'll be in the pisser at the same time soon.

by Shinksmeister June 1, 2015