Someone who walks around with a Blackberry and swears it is the coolest gadget out there when it really is a dinosaur, and then will try to hate on iPhone lovers for the sheer fun of it.
Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.
Also a Douche bag is one who spells the aforementioned word, 'douchebag' which is the incorrect spelling of the word in English.
by M.E.Joseph June 24, 2010
Get the Douche bagmug. by type It January 3, 2016
Get the Douche bagmug. an annoying room mate who makes stupid jokes and quotes Seinfeld. laughs loudly at the wrong time. makes jokes and comments about you but gets pissed off and cries when you do it to him. takes his computer into the bathroom late at night for extended periods of time and claims "I was playing chess". Talks to his obese girlfriend who he met on Myspace and dated for three months and now plans on marrying her when you're trying to sleep. Pulls down his beat sheet when he knows you're right but doesn't want to admit it. Listens to annoyingly gay music loudly and tries to sing but he really sucks. Not just at singing but at everything. Thinks he's really great when everyone around him thinks he a complete loser. His belief of the afterlife is exploring the universe. Basically anyone like my old roommate.
by everyday balloons January 13, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. by douche101 July 18, 2009
Get the douche bagmug. by sebanana July 31, 2011
Get the douche bagmug. 1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.
1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.
by xcometxrulesx October 16, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. by V C is ur ruler August 6, 2011
Get the douche bagmug.