donkers

said to a person who has just hiccuped

Mary said donkers over 20 times while John battled a horrible case of hiccups.

by Les Ashill August 25, 2008

Doofer

A hybrid of a Doofus and a Loser = Doofer

Hey what's up Doofer?

That guy is a total Doofer!

by DJ Ruckus May 12, 2014

Docker

a mixture between a townie and a poser. a docker will be between the age of 15 and 20, pretend to be hard as nails and wear the usual checked ben sherman or burberry, trousers and kickers. hair gel slapped on by the gallon and combed straight forward.

'look at that stupid docker!!! '

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Doozer

A person or persons (taking the plural form, doozers), who lacks physical or mental prowess. A homunculus.

Example 1:
Person 1: "Bro do you see that doozer over there?"

Person 2: "Yeah man, lol. Does he even lift?"

Example 2:
Person 1: "Did you do that math homework bro?"

Person 2: "No man, sorry."

Person 1: "Oh shit man, neither did I. Let's go cop it off of Lawrence."

Person 2: "Hey Lawrence, neither of us did out math H to the Wizzle. Can we cop it, yo?"

Lawrence: "Haha neither of you did your math homework? Y'all's a bunch of doozers! I lol in your general direction."

by #teamgetswole February 11, 2013

Dockers oyster

Lumpy mucous excreted from the lungs whilst coughing. Apparently, dockers had rather a lot, and were never likely to be able to afford the real thing!

After spitting.. 'there goes another dockers oyster'

by Matt Haggis January 12, 2009

Boomer Doomer

A Boomer Doomer is a term coined by Ryan Essary in 2020 to describe a person born between roughly 1945-1965, "The Baby Boomer Generation", who is part of the worst generation of all time. Due to the BD's actions, or lack thereof, the United States was slowly transformed from the world's Superpower with the freedoms other country's citizens dreamed of, into a desolate and crumbling empire due to their limitless greed and pursuit of profits at the expense of the rest of us for all time. Quite simply they have doomed us.

Person 1: "Hey why is your dad watching Fox News? Doesn't he know that crap is poison?"
Person 2: "Dude he is a dumbass racist Boomer Doomer, I try to reason with him but he has the I.Q. of a lamp."

by Rlessary June 24, 2020

dooger

a good fellow who deserves a much better life than what he is given, being constantly teased but then rising up to have mad respect out of the unique characteristics he has from being teased as a child, a good, non annoying christian person who is fun for a laugh or so. there life sucks

yo dooger check this out

by crustynraunchy December 31, 2007