Donut December

This is the month when you eat donuts everyday. Be fat. You gotta dress up as Santa Clause later in the month, so why not get fat.

Person 1: Is it Donut December yet?
Person 2: Yeah, it is! Why?
Person 1: I LOVE DONUTS
Person 2: Weirdo

by MynoduespPalindrome October 31, 2019

doing donuts

When you and your friends try to explain unplanned adventures, or being reckless, or being confused. Can be used in many contexts.

Korina: “Did you record the concert last night?”
Jezzy: “No sorry, I was doing donuts and forgot.”

by Ayooo1! March 9, 2019

Donut Play

The sexual act of a woman eating a donut while around a man's erect penis. While she is gorging on the donut the man is to berate her with insults regarding her weight and overall pig like attributes.

MAN1: The Krispy Kreme donuts were perfect for donut play my dude guy.
MAN2: You got that fat pig like bitch Samantha to eat from your cock bro?
MAN1: Yeah!

by DonutPlayers December 12, 2020

sweat donut

A sweat ring on your shirt caused from the hair around your belly button gathering sweat.

After exercising, I had to change shirts because I had a sweat donut.

by The_Difference97 March 27, 2015

a golden donut

When a man or a woman urinates on your anus.

Jill enjoys when Jack gives her a golden donut.

by sxxxystnr October 4, 2016

dirt donut

Another name for a sphincter, aka balloon knot, chocolate starfish. Particularly one that needs bleaching.

Corey knew it was going to be a good day when Barry bent over in the shower and showed him his dirt donut.

by Tbonepgh March 29, 2018

Donut of Justice

A phrase used to describe someone suffering from advanced MPB (Male Pattern Baldness). The look requires no hair on the top of the scalp with short to medium length on the sides (hence the semi donut). Both a compliment & an insult at the same time!

Guy 1: I think it's time to say goodnight to the combover and bring on a donut of justice.

Guy 2: Bring on the Les Grossman!

by Devil Lantern February 19, 2011