digital orgasm

That intense, all-consuming, eruptive feeling you get when you haven't met a person in real-life, only online (totally randomly or through mutual offline friends), but looking at their photos gives you an orgasmic sensation and sends shivers down your spine.

Know the one? ;-)

Well, that's "digital orgasm" for ya!

It tends to exponentially intensify the likelier it is that you will actually get to meet this person in real-life and experience a real-life orgasm with him or her.

So, no - it's not reserved exclusively to your online celebrity crushes. ;-)

Ultimately - it is a soul and mind sensation!

While looking at someone's Facebook or Instagram photos, thinking: "WoW, I think I just had a digital orgasm!"

by multikulturana May 13, 2016

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Digital docking

When two men keep poking each other on Facebook, instead of just admitting that they are gay and want to swallow each other’s love juice.

Rick and Andy are into digital docking with each other.

by Conman75 July 20, 2021

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Digital Steering

Driving term. The art of breaking a smooth cornering manoeuvre into a number of straight steps, causing any passengers to believe that the car is about to hit the side of the road at the end of each 'step'.

This technique is quite common amongst those who have only recently started driving.

My wife has honed her Digital Steering skill to such an extent that she can even bounce from side to side when driving down a perfectly straight piece of road.

by Bermudabob May 03, 2010

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