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digital invalid

A person who has barely any knowledge of how to use digital devices: has never browsed the web, never owned a smart phone, and shows no effort on wanting to learn how…
“He doesn’t even know how to turn on a computer”…he’s a “digital invalid
by Mannymoe May 20, 2023
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digital wind

used to describe data moving silently through a system or systems
This software generates a lot of digital wind.
by tanelg June 2, 2018
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Digital Tourette's

it should be called Digital coprolalia

1. Uncontrolled and unfettered uttering
of profanities whilst online.

2. Some things said during a fit of "Online Coprolalia" will be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled LOL's and rofl's and coffee spurting through ones nose.
misquoted examples of Digital Tourette's on FB

1.person on facebook = "Had a shitty day"
Megan = " awww that not fun!! Vagina."

2. person on facebook = " my boss is crap"
Ms Clark = "Mother fuckers. Go in and kick their chicken butts."
by Not-someone-else January 27, 2012
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Digital Tantrum

To delete friends, family and others from your social network and instant messenger accounts because you are upset with them.

Episodes of tantrum are temporary and usually end with requests to be added back.
Jane was upset with her friend, so she had a digital tantrum and immediately deleted her from Facebook and Instant Messanger. Later that year she forgot why she was angry and added her back.
by Smart Alex January 16, 2008
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Digital Dick

whoa he has a digital dick
by Jayde Jenenr July 30, 2011
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digital stranger

A person that you temporarily treat as a close personal friend that which you have met via digital means, i.e. online, IM, mobile, etc, that you affiliate, support, recognize and/or communicate with in some form but yet, you have never physically met "live, or "in person"; face to face.
When I get a heart felt reply, sent to me via text message 2 or 3 months after I sent the original message; I reply to them as a if they are a digital stranger.
by dhued November 2, 2014
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digital hoarder

a person who downloads excessive amounts of movies, tv shows and mp3s to the point of needing multiple external hard drives to accommodate them
1- I have a 1,000 gig external hard drive. I have to, I have thousands of mp3's, music videos, movies, tv series... I have every single south park episode ever made, in order, and the movie

2 - you are such a digital hoarder. they could make a show about you.
by roxysoxy December 20, 2010
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