McShave Diet

A quick way to drop 5 pounds by shitting out 2 quarts of cum after a busy evening at the bathhouse.

He's definitely going to be on a McShave diet after taking on the varsity football team last night behind the gym.

by Joeamato69 December 7, 2021

Stoner Diet

A person not necessarily a stoner , but its a lot of sweets and junk food like your stereotypical stoner.

She eats ice cream for breakfast .I swear she is on a stoner diet

by TheLettersYouWrote July 13, 2016

Diet FNAF

A term used to described a story or series that replicates elements of the Five Nights at Freddy's series for an underwhelming payoff.

The Walten Files was basically diet FNAF.

by ThePoochster August 9, 2021

Celebrity Diet

Crystal meth. ... But also any heavy drug or alcohol consumption infused with Pop culture and/or streetlife 24/7. Basically, it is a lifestyle.

Also; Sometimes referred to as "Jillian Michaels", used to describe "closet" addicts and so-called "functional smokers" whom balance a seemingly successful career or law abiding outward appearance, all the while secretly being dope feins.

The term originated in Burbank, Ca. by local youth in the city's hillside area who "served".

"pull out the pookie and a camera, lets celebrity diet!"
"t.m.f.u.! Rip Roek & Buda"

by Clara Blanqy December 19, 2018

Flintstone Diet

Eating in the modern era that we live in rather than suffering for no good reason. A diet consisting of burgers, ribs, shakes and fries. A complete rejection of fad diets like "paleo" and "gluten free". Living life like it should be lived, in the modern era.

Being on the Flintstone Diet is the only diet for me. All the other fad diets are completely ridiculous. Give me a beer with those fries please. It's okay, I'm on the Flintstone Diet, and I exercise regularly and eat in moderation, so no worries.

by KardenKarden May 1, 2015

Diet Coking

The act of waiting for diet soda foam to recede so you can pour more into the cup.

I am just making a sandwich and diet coking over here.

by Kiruna December 31, 2016

digital diet

A diet in which one plays video games, watches television shows, or goes on social media such that they forget to take the time to eat.

"Is he going to come eat dinner?"
"No, he's on the digital diet - he's binge watching another show on Netflix."

by nobody_of_any_importance January 13, 2016