dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused

Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple

by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017

DI fwas

An was to start an excuse but only used for masturbation.

Person 1:Why didn’t you do your homework?
Person 2:Di fwas but then went whacked my Willy instead.

by surgarnipps69 April 2, 2019

dis-disease

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.

If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

what is dis

What is dis/what dis is slang for what is this. (Insert meme here)

What is dis? Dis teh Urban Dictionary.

by yetvanother random person May 12, 2021

vacca di

this expression is used in Italian usually at the end of a sentence to like tell how you’re feeling about it. The meaning of the word changes based on the tone in which u say “vacca di”.

I have four exams on monday, vacca dii ( ugh )
I’m going on going to disneyland tomorrow vacca diii ( yei )
turns out my sister’s pregnant vacca di ( like whaaaaat )

by signora beppina May 1, 2021

Ar Di

Someone who resembles Princess Diana, someone who is... an icon, a legend, THE main character, is adored by many.

Just like “Ar Di” aren’t they x

by AcidHayze May 31, 2021

dis-cufted

When you dont like something

"I was dis-cufted with the service here"

by kurtland blacker September 2, 2016