mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

dis-disease

People afflicted with this condition become pathologically obsessed with disrespect. They keep a detailed record of every past “dis” (real or imagined) and prayerfully page through a hateful little Naughty List each and every day.

If you wanna know what advanced dis-disease looks like, listen to that crazy meth-head Pennsatucky talk: “She disrespected me. Now, I’m gonna have to kill her.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017

dis goo

Something commonly said when partaking in a pleasurable experience or expressing something you like. Alternatively can also be used as "dat goo"

"Damn dis goo" or "damn dat goo". "You seen that movie dog???" "Yeah man dat goo" "Yeah man you right dis goo forreal" "You sure man? You sure it dat goo" "100 percent man. Dat. Goo."

by datgooman November 5, 2019

DI fwas

An was to start an excuse but only used for masturbation.

Person 1:Why didn’t you do your homework?
Person 2:Di fwas but then went whacked my Willy instead.

by surgarnipps69 April 2, 2019

di luciano

Di luciano sicnifica poder, es decir que su presencia hace que todos a su alrededor se sientan diferente, también hubo un rey en el antiguo egipcio con ese nombre, al fin y al cabo di luciano es sinónimo de poder y grandeza.

Hubo muchos di luciano, todos tienen las misma características.

by Di Luciano February 9, 2018

Disc/Dis

In ROBLOX chat, people refer to "Discord" as Disc or dis. So, when someone asks if you have "disc", now you know it means Discord.

"Do You have Disc/dis?"
"My Dis is..."

by NOTRemainings February 8, 2020

dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused

Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple

by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017