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deuce closet

"Yo, where is Colin?"
"He had to dump, he's in the deuce closet."
by Gusberti O'Reilly June 4, 2009
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deucefag

The most epic swear word of all time!

Combination of:

Douche
Douchebag
Deuce
Fag
"You fucking deucefag!!!!"
by TwoAcesAndADeuce November 21, 2011
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Deuteronomy

Biblical literature. Deuteronomy is the fifth book of the Torah and the last book in the section of "Law" in the Christian Old Testament

It has nothing to do with the female genitalia that were written in definition by these jackasses.
He will not fail you nor destroy you nor forget the covenant with your fathers which He swore to them. - Deuteronomy 4:31
by BruhTwoPointO July 21, 2021
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Desk Deuce

After your boss has gone for the day, you take a shit in his top desk draw, lock it and taking away the key.
Than you proceed to write him an email letting him know you are resigning and today is your last day.
John resigned today but left his boss a Desk Deuce as great appreciation for the leering experience.
by LivefromNY August 27, 2009
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Cadillac Deuce

Everybody knows that dropping a "Deuce" means taking a dump ... but only an elite brotherhood of truck drivers knows of the "Cadillac" Deuce. A regular "Deuce" consists of going to the public restroom and being exposed to "Rancid Ass" ... not good. For $10.00 you can rent a clean shower room at the truck stop and have your very own "Cadillac Deuce" experience.
"Got Damn ... I gots to shit like a motha fucka ! But I ain't goin' back in there with those nasty ass heathens. I'm gonna break out my reward points and treat myself to a Cadillac Deuce !"
by Mad Honky August 16, 2014
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deuce up

peace, goodbye, I am out, peace out,holding up 2 fingers, the peace sign, chunck the deuce-2 fingers upthe middle and index finger
by Mellow October 31, 2004
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Snap a deuce

The act of having to use the sphincter to break apart a shit, in order to make it into a size that can be managed more easily by your shitty toilet.

Can also be used to describe the act of shitting.
"Where's the crapper, I gotta snap a deuce!"
by Brendon November 18, 2003
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