Deano

Everyone knows deano. He’s short and funny.

Look at Deano ! Isn’t he 1 cm tall

by I’m so kind December 14, 2018

defnitive

Definitively definite

There is a defnitive need for healthy social relations with mice outside of your immediate pc.

by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

Deano

A word used to describe a narcissistic and egocentric member of the male species, who more often than not dress similar to Boy George, are confused about their sexuality, have a weak character and are obsessed with singing - often forcing themselves into believing that they are the next David Bowie or Art Garfunkel. Portraying themselves as confident, outgoing and ''with it'' in social circles, deep down inside a Deano is a self-loathing, petty, angry and self-absorbed little creature. They also generally fail at life.

Man 1: ''Dude! Did you hear about what happened to our work colleague, that Mr B guy?''
Man 2: ''No, I didn't. Why, what did happen to our work colleague, that Mr B chap?''
Man 1: ''He took a disabled guy to London and left him in a random pub as Mr B then scuttled off to a singing audition for 4 hours!''
Man 2: ''For real? Isn't that neglect of the disabled man?''
Man 1: ''You bet it is! Daym, that Mr B is such a Deano!''
Man 2: ''Woah....*shakes head in utter disbelief* what a Deano....''

by IT'S REAL LOVE August 10, 2019

defcon 1

a kick ass network center where you go and own the shit out of noobs (like tom ott) with headshots.

"you andy, u wanna go to D1 2day so we can pwn tom?"

by |M-=0=-W| Owns All!!! April 11, 2004

Deformed Unicorn

Sexy as fuck, I want to fuck your brains out. If anyone calls you this, they're horny for your hot body.

You look like a deformed unicorn.

You make me want a deformed unicorn.

by Fuckmebaby222555 June 24, 2011

Defcon

A word used By Alfredo, to display sincear, approval and agreement.

"Hey so Jon we should hang tonight"
"Defcon"

by Alfredo December 8, 2003

deforestation

1.the act of shaving a pussy...cat
2.hacking down trees till there are no more
3.not being a dirty hairy hippie

i hate hippies. so i take saws and cut down trees. (deforestation)
i hate hippies. i make sure my gf shaves (deforestation) and isn't a tree loving hippie

by Tim Boyd June 28, 2007