Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019

crap of deck

: A discriptive phrase accentuating the fact or portraying the feeling when one has feces waiting to be discharged from the anus.

"i got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey"

by Matthew December 8, 2003

tossing deck

Another way of describing the act of tossing around a frisbee. Derived from the phrase "toss around a disc" or "tossing discs" where deck is used to discourage non-ultimate players to ensure a good game is played.

Yo man we're tossing deck right meow you down?

by jcbass July 6, 2011

shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017

thumb on deck

the act of placing pressure of one's thumb on their partner's asshole.

"Last night Richard put his thumb on deck."

by learn.twerk February 12, 2020

teck deck

a phrase you scream in class randomly to confuse everyone

teck deck!

by liltreestand November 10, 2020

deck a hoe

To slap a mother fucker so hard they die

Im boutta deck a hoe

by decked a hoe December 16, 2017