Meme Dealer

That one person who always has memes on standby and is ready to deal the memes

This person also has a lot of Dank memes
This person is willing to deal the memes to anybody, even adults or teachers (if they are dealing the memes in school)
I recommend getting a meme dealer that is always willing to deal the memes

I heard that my meme dealer was dealing memes to the ELA teacher!

Meme Dealer by Pseudonym of LIFE October 9, 2018

Word of the Day on January 1, 2026

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orphan crushing machine

A theoretical device referenced when someone performs an act of generosity of kindness that is only possible because a horrible system has been normalized. Usually seen in "feel good" stories in the news where a child sells a collection so they can afford cancer treatment or a military veteran receives a prosthesis because of a GoFundMe.

Local man saves 500 orphans from the orphan crushing machine!

That's great news! Wait... why is there a machine that crushes orphans?

orphan crushing machine by v022 December 5, 2025

Word of the Day on December 31, 2025

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glee debris

The mess left over from holiday celebrations. See also Christmess.

It only took us 10 minutes to open our presents, but it took us an hour to clean up the glee debris.

glee debris by JusticeSalmon December 28, 2005

Word of the Day on December 30, 2025

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popcorn girl

When a girl goes to the cinema only to eat popcorn and nachos etc. and doesn't even care about the movie

She didn't even care about the movie that she's seen. She's such a popcorn girl!

popcorn girl by jazimazi December 25, 2025

Word of the Day on December 29, 2025

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sloper

A term used in the rock climbing community. Describing the bulbous curvaceous nature of a particular type of climbing hand hold, often considered to be at the very pinnacle of climbing holds.

Pete was in awe of the action he was getting on these fabulous slopers, the climbing route had one beautiful slopey hand hold after the other.

sloper by Gareth Yoxall February 13, 2006

Word of the Day on December 28, 2025

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Junkloom

A junkloom is a family heirloom that may have once had value, but is now considered junk.

It can also be something that a friend has given you. they treasure it and consider it a great present. However, you consider it junk but are afraid to get rid of it. Nobody wants to break the homie's heart so there you are with yet another junkloom.

My mom always brushed her hair with this junkloom nobody wanted. She tried to give it to my fiancé as a wedding gift. My fiancé really wants me to get ride of it. She just doesn't understand the that to us its just a junkloom, but to her its her ancestors carved shoulder blade bone comb.

Junkloom by Meowbox 9000 December 26, 2025

Word of the Day on December 27, 2025

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britbong

A british person. Used mainly as an insult.

1: "ELLO M8S HOW IT GOIN'?"
2: "Fuck off britbong."

britbong by TopTopLel October 20, 2013

Word of the Day on December 26, 2025