Deadlyschizo

a fat pedo ginger that sits in her room all day crying over 13 year old boys

dont be a deadlyschizo

by one that shal not be named January 22, 2025

Deadass

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: deadass

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

deadassmikeyway

the funniest person on twitter and number one ryden fan

you're almost as funny as deadassmikeyway

by bitethisonions February 14, 2025

deadassmikeyway

funniest person on panictwt and biggest ryden fan

you're almost as funny as deadassmikeyway

by bitethisonions February 14, 2025

Deadass

Dead. Fucking. Serious.

Baddie: "You, how tall are you?"
Sukuna: "I'm five-foot eleven shawt-"
Baddie: "Ew you're short."

Baddie: "How tall are *you*?"
Gojo: "I'm six-foot."
Baddie: "I wanna have your kids!"
Sukuna: "THIS BITCH CANNOT BE SERIOUS, WE ARE LITERALLY ONE INCH APART, WE ARE PRACTICALLY THE SAME HEIGHT!"
Gojo: "Chill it's not that big of a deal."
Sukuna: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NOT 'THAT BIG OF A DEAL', SHE JUST CALLED ME SHORT!"
Gojo: "Well. . . It's because you are."
Sukuna (locked in): "Deadass?"
Go/jo (locked in): "Deadass-"

(Gojo was never found after)

by JujutsuDude March 7, 2025

deadass

a cooler way of saying serious

are we deadass

by thewildanimator May 20, 2025

Deadass Joke

Definition:
A statement delivered humorously that is also completely serious; a joke made with sincere intent or belief. Often used when someone expresses truth or conviction in a way that sounds like they're kidding—but they’re not.

I said that I do not like pit mommies, Nissan Altima drivers, or vegans. It was a deadass joke

by b e e n u s May 20, 2025