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Ethan de la Cruz

According to legend, Ethan de la Cruz was born on 0 BCE, at the exact moment of Jesus Christ's death. As philosophers have read in ancient texts, he changes his name every 100 years. Out of the 21 names Ethan de la Cruz has had, only 9 of them are known. The recorded names go as followed, each written with the Century he used them in:

1. de la Cruz - 3rd
2. DLC - 4th
3. Intacc - 12th
4. TikTacToe - 14th
5. Turtle Man - 17th
6. FaZe Jarvis - 18th

7. e e - 19th
8. maddie - 20th
9. Ethan de la Cruz - 21st

He is rumored to have shaped the course of human events, through actions such as ending the Roman Empire, influencing the World Wars, reawakening the nation of China, and more. Experts believe that almost all major events in human history can be dated and tracked back to him.

Many researchers speculate how Ethan de la Cruz has managed to stay hidden all this time. Many people have begun looking into the possibility of Polymorphism, the ability to change size, shape, and appearance. Although this is all speculation, it would explain his inconceivable ability to stay hidden throughout all of history.

In the 21st century with the invention of the internet, staying hidden will become an increasingly difficult task. However, if the Polymorphism theory proves to be true, then he could be hiding in plain sight. He could be a pizza delivery man, a middle school student, or even the President of the USA. This being said, be sure to always remember the name:

Ethan de la Cruz
Ethan de la Cruz is here
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Miquel de la Mel

The new reconquest.
Dude, le’ts go to Miquel de la Mel’s concert, he’s the new reconquest.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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de-la-do-dong

a person or persons that like to stick a bottle's up there butt
hay bob, i'm going to ken's house to De-la-do-dong. im going to try 4 this time.
by ken squirsw July 12, 2007
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weasel de la libre

Someone that is In prison playing gay but we’re actually gay before prison
You a free world weasel , foo! Weasel de la libre !
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Juan Carlo De La Serna

A wonderful looking boy. There's only one Juan Carlo D.L.S., and he is so alluring and smeggsy. His voice is very soft when he wants it to be, and the way he looks up should be illegal from how it'll affect your body. Please take caution when you encounter him; he will most definitely break your heart.
Juan Carlo De La Serna keeps making jokes about wanting to get pegged. I don't think he's joking anymore.
by Shawl Diagram November 22, 2021
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Joanne De La Garza-Petrarca

An amazing mother with pure beauty, talent, kindness, good advice, creativity and love!
I have no clue what I'd do without Joanne De La Garza-Petrarca
by DeathCrush May 2, 2022
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