Schell's Deer Brand 

A brand of cheap beer drank by people who prefer their beer to taste like beer, as opposed to bathwater and piss. Brewed by the Schell's Brewing Company of New Ulm, Minnesota. In addition to their signature lager, they brew various seasonal and year-round varieties as well as Grain Belt products. Really good for the price.

Doug: Man, I'd sure like to get wasted, but I'm on a budget. What's a good cheap beer?

Michael: How about Schell's Deer Brand? You can't get much better for the price.

Doug: No thanks. I prefer the taste of bathwater and piss.

Schell's Deer Brand by Æðelberht January 29, 2014

hit a deer 

Verb To be shocked or surpised to such a degree that your heart stops and you crap your pants.

Jill told me she was pregnant and I instantly hit a deer.

hit a deer by Stainless February 4, 2006

Ghetto Deer 

A pack of Pitbulls scavenging through the ghetto.

Damn, if that bum wasn't so drunk, he could have fought off that pack of ghetto deer!!

Ghetto Deer by Ghetto Interpreters March 13, 2011

gay deer 

A deer with sexual interests far beyond the normal deer mind.

Deer 1: wanna have sex
Deer 2: no we are the same gender
Deer 1: it's June man grow some balls
*gay deers have sex*

gay deer by Gaydeer June 3, 2021

demon deer 

A ghost-like haunting deer that are usually located in local parks. Many a teen have gone to the park late at night in order to tackle down this creature. They are known for their bizarre cry, "queal".

Dude, we're going demon deer tackling!

demon deer by Miao December 3, 2006

City Deer 

Urban black people who run across the street with no regard to street signs or lights

I hit a city deer and kept on driving, but my windshield is fucked

City Deer by johnhardy11 December 19, 2011

like a deer in the headlines 

The facial expression we have come to know - panic-stricken, wide-eyed and immobilized, not knowing which way to run, realizing that your crimes, sins and errors of judgement are suddenly America's number one topic.

The movie mogul had figured no one would ever talk, and if they did, who would believe them, yet here he stood, cameras on him from all sides, barraged by shouting reporters, like a deer in the headlines.

like a deer in the headlines by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020