custo

A person who buys any form of narcotic

Aye nigga go serve up that custo for me, he been blowin my cell up all day. He need a dub of dat hard

by DJ Lotto2 September 5, 2011

Custard shooter

A name for a penis

I'm going to put your custard shooter in my beef flaps

by Badwolf0224 July 8, 2017

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

cust bucket

A word to describe something or someone that is extremely disgusting or grotesque, usually related to sketchbag or dirtbag.

James: "Did you see that lady's muffin top? What a cust bucket!!"
Sally: "That's my mom."
James: "..."

by Bzaz May 10, 2008

custank

means to suck my cock or dick. it means getting whorely pleasure on a monday morning

i got custanked yesterday, FOR REAL

by amanda harwell April 26, 2007

custache

A custy mustache.
The nasty soft-haired mustache. Peach fuzz texture, but dark enough to be seen from far away. Usually sported by little white boys trying to be ghetto.

Pedro from Napolean Dynamite has a custache.
Prince has a nasty custache.
Your 14 year old brother who refuses to shave his upper lip has a custache

by joe wig December 22, 2008

custodiaphobia

The irrational fear of pudding or custard.

ex: Gwen has custodiaphobia. She refuses to eat chocolate pudding.

by Yad Nyletak March 20, 2013