comptard

Main Entry: 1 comp·tard
Pronunciation: 'kämp-'tärd
Etymology: Modern Engrish, from Middle Haddish or Hadbrew; Middle Spanglish comptarder, from Latin comptardare, from re- + tardus slow
transitive senses
Function: verb
1 : to slow up especially by preventing or hindering advance or accomplishment with one that computes; specifically : a programmable electronic device that can store, retrieve, and process data: CYBER IMPEDE
2 : to delay academic progress by failure to promote
intransitive senses in relation to modern day technology: to undergo technological retardation
synonym see LAMER
antonym see l33t; also : bill gates
- comp·tard·er noun
Function: noun
1 : a comptarded person; also : a person held to resemble a comptarded person in behavior

1 : Karrey doesn't even know how to send images to people over the net, she's a comptard.

2 : Liz is the biggest internet nerd in a 6 state radius; She even criticizes Hadley's misspellings on urbandictionary.com, she's definitely not a comptard.

by Four1Fool August 11, 2004

Compton cool-aid

Any of the ghetto wines.

Night Train, Mad Dog 2020, Wild Irish Rose...

Hey niggah, tighten me up wit some compton cool-aid!

by Blazehaze69 February 14, 2008

Compton

When you think something is gunna go down one way and the FUCK YOU the straight fucking unexpected fucking thing happens. Sit. The fuck was that?

Can be referring to people and places and all sorts of other ratchet shit.

When you think yur nigga is gunna be fucking expectable and then QUESQUE FUCK?! NIGGA WENT STRAIGHT TO COMPTON (le nigga pulls some seriously ratchet shit that is also quite respectable and fucking dope).

Shit is compton. Hoe.

Guy 1: Yo, you hear about my nigga Graeme last night?

Guy 2: Nah brah, what did deh niggs do?
Guy 1: Niggy took the fast track right down to FUCKING COMPTON! Fucking hooked a fucking hot ass hoe.
Guy 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRO!?
Guy 1: It's like nigga was fucking born there!

Guy 2: Niggs is STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!

by ass ass ass ass ass patron January 30, 2014

Crampton

1. Shitter than shit.
2. An uncurable affliction comparable to AIDS/Cancer/Jeremy Kyle.
3. An egotistical chunk of shit.

A: "Mate, did you see that little girl get decapitated by the propellor?"

B: "Yeah man, totally crampton."

or

A: "Hitler was a crampton."

B: "Nah, he wasn't that bad!"

by Acedoug April 29, 2010

Compton Cook out

A massive gathering of incredibly retarded, privileged and racist white kids for the purpose of mocking those less fortunate then themselves.

1st Non retarded Citizen:
Hey, man. Did ya hear about that Compton Cook out at the USCD

2nd Non Retarded Citizen:
Yeah, What a bunch of retards!

by jjvagnar October 26, 2012

compton

Bullshit little suburb in outer LA. Popularized by the crap group NWA, sometimes known for it's high gang activity. Known by many little tweenies on sites like Urban Dictionary as an " intercity slum" for it's "high ethnic population" when it is really just another ugly outercity suburb.

Ever been to Compton?

If someone produced a record in bumblefuck Iowa would you brag about being there too? Even if it had a few ----s sometiems shooting each other occationally n shit.

Compton is a bullshit little surburb. It's 20% white. Compton aint shit!

by Kripho-Nite April 6, 2008

Comptonsate

To gain compensation through an act of violence much like revenge.

Jamaul killed my girl friend so I needed to to feel Comptonsate d for his actions.

by John Dagg January 27, 2008