crispy cold

Really cold; your skin gets crispy

Y’all it’s crispy cold outside.

by 🤷🏿‍♀️ November 16, 2019

crispy bagel

The supreme type of bread; a plain, room temp bagel with cream cheese that was toasted until brown. Eating this will announce to the world: "Sup fuckers, I'm insert name here and I have a large dick"

Damn, that chad is eating a crispy bagel, must have a large dick.

by SStec November 18, 2019

Crispy Nibblers

When you rub your balls hard in order ejaculate/bust

Person #1: hey did you hear Sarah gave Jordan crispy nibblers?
Person #2: yeah, I heard he busted all over her!

by Ysect May 10, 2019

Crispy Crouple

A popular item served at Crispers restaurants that consists of crispiness and croupton (Crisper’s take on croutons, with extra crispiness)

Holy smokes Paul, that crispy crouple was delicious

by Crisper’s HQ August 1, 2019

jah crispy

sal from impractical jokers

holy shit its jah crispy

by jah crispy August 5, 2019

crispy mister

A crispy mister is a name for an incredible saucy french sandwich, drizzled in thick hot white cum sauce.. Also known as a cummy cruster, a creamy dumpster, or a cummy dumpster.

"That chick is quite the crispy mister."

"Yeah, she's always drenched in hot cream sauce."

by Crispy Brittany September 29, 2017

crispy rice

Crispy rice is a crunchy and crispier version of normal rice. You can make it with brown, white and other types of rice. Crispy rice is also rice crispies.

I want to eat some crispy rice!

by Defination Maker Man April 22, 2017