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Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.
She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.
by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020
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Ain't Crispy

Not Lit
From what I can see, it ain't crispy.
by Innerwoo August 5, 2016
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jeebus crispies

for people who don't know how to spell Jesus Christ or people who don't want to offend someone
by BlueMist12 August 2, 2017
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crispy rice

Crispy rice is a crunchy and crispier version of normal rice. You can make it with brown, white and other types of rice. Crispy rice is also rice crispies.
by Defination Maker Man April 22, 2017
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Crispy Crouple

A popular item served at Crispers restaurants that consists of crispiness and croupton (Crisper’s take on croutons, with extra crispiness)
Holy smokes Paul, that crispy crouple was delicious
by Crisper’s HQ August 1, 2019
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Crispy Cakes

When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.
Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.
by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 18, 2011
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