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shopstacle course

Any store display or meandering checkout line meant to control your movement throughout the building, and simultaneously try to sell you additional items before you leave. They are usually a nuisance, and border on being a fire hazard in the event of an emergency. Such as preventing a quick exit from a building. Sometimes the displays can be so large you can't see if there are any available registers open.
This store is such a shopstacle course! It has all kinds of floor displays blocking the aisles and I have to wander back and forth through a merchandise maze just to check out!
by YoungRebel00 September 14, 2025
mugGet the shopstacle coursemug.
This is what you would say when Eren Yeager from Attack on Titan does something gay with you but he had socks on. This is usually when you assume the role of Armin Arlert from Attack on Titan.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
mugGet the “Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”mug.

full course yellow

When an accident happens the race director calls out full course yellow, cars will have to slow down to 80 kph (50 mph), line up and maintain the distance to each other, without the use of a safety car.
HE HAS HIT THE WALL!
The race director calls out full course yellow
by Raceaddict February 4, 2021
mugGet the full course yellowmug.

Pre-course

What's worser? A pre-course is no real course in a meal buffet, it's tantamount to Prince William's marriage to Kate Middleton.
You don't get the main course and the dessert and the hors devours because you did a pre-course, and by now she's devoured other men's' dicks and balls at Disney.
by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020
mugGet the Pre-coursemug.

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