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Cobra Kiss

When two males touch the tips of their penises together, touching piss holes. Similar to Pork Swords.
I went to this party over the weekend, but had to leave when I saw two dudes giving each other a Cobra Kiss.
by Rob MacGuffie December 23, 2007
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COBRA!

1.The act of shouting the word "COBRA!" after performing an act of petty "crime" (Usually not even considered crime, but more of a petty annoyance), then running away as fast as you possibly can.

2.To write the word "COBRA! on something, to make its glory viewable to the entire community. Shouting the word "COBRA!" and running off is generally followed up after doing this, as the ancient ritual goes.

"COBRA!" is also sometimes described as a way of life or a state of mind by its practitioners. Inner enlightenment is said to occur to most people after successfully cobraing something, and the sudden realization has also frightened off most of the potential practitioners. Those with a high enough willpower to "COBRA!" again, often do.
"Dude, I totally COBRA!'d that kids homework."
"(After stealing all the sugar packets in Burger King) COBRA!"
by 5|v|06 February 5, 2008
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Cobra Dick

When the head of the penis while erected is bent downward so that it resembles a Cobra head when ready to strike.
Look at Carlos' cobra dick. It looks like a damn cobras head with the way it's bent!
by Demolix September 10, 2011
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Cobain-ed

To shoot someone in the face with a shotgun. Found mostly in video game circles such as GTA4.
"Oh sick, Lockhart totally just Cobain-ed that guys face off. Its all over the f*cking pavement".
by Lockhart May 17, 2008
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Carbage

Unhealthy foods (e.g. junk foods) but are mostly carbohydrates in nature.
"Wow I just ate a lot of carbage." - if one just consumed a large amount of bread, cookies, etc.
by BuyOffice Troll August 2, 2012
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Skid-mark Cobra

When a large king cobra slithers through the plumbing system and comes out your toilet while you are taking a dump. It pops its head up between your legs, so that the only option is to grab the back of its head to prevent it from biting you. Next you stand up and fish the cobra's tail out of the toilet and use it to floss your butt with long swift strokes, therefore creating elegantly long poop-streaks on the cobra's body. In addition to saving your own life, you have officially transformed a previously sleek snake into a skid-mark cobra.
What took you so long, did you fall in? No dog, I just braved death on the porcelin throne and ended up making a skid-mark cobra.
by filmconneseaur December 16, 2008
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cobalt

The best small car Chevy has come out with. Some modifications and you could have yourself a street racer.
Cobalt small car made by Chevrolet
by NONe no January 12, 2008
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