copper

a cop, pig, policeman, etc, given to eating large amounts of donuts and harrassing speeders and citizens passing by. Restraurant owners put up with them due to fear of retribution; however they are avoided at all costs by others. The IQ of coppers is limited by law, because they must not realize just how stupid they are or they may quit.......and thus the world would turn to decadence ad infinitum......or would it??

The copper was so fat and stupid that I just doubled back on him and proceeded to drive home.

by lucubration September 22, 2003

copper sulphate

Copper sulphate, written in its chemical formula as CuSO4, means, "four piles of shit," derived from the Japanese word for shit, "kuso," and to the power of four.

We're in some serious copper sulphate now!

by Julia Du Plessis April 25, 2010

Copperhead

The act of giving head with pennies in your mouth

Guy 1: do you have any pennies?
Guy 2: yeah. Why?
Guy 1: I found a cheap girl willing to give me copperhead as long as she can keep the pennies

by Thot0198 July 1, 2017

coppertop

term refering to battery top like duracell

by Anonymous October 22, 2003

coppertuna

Cop on the Freeway Highway Patrol, Cop

"amn Jimmy slow down before that coppertuna over there pulls us over"

by Self-Sergio April 23, 2004

Coppens

A wierdly spelled Polish name (usually last). It was spelled Copens, but some ancestors decided they'd be "funny" and changed it to Coppens. It confuses everyone a whole bunch because it's pronounced cope-pens. But people almost always pronounce it as cop-pens, as it is spelled like that, but it's not pronounced like that. It gets really annoying when day after day, someone doesn't pronounce your last name correctly. Then after they fail miserably at saying your last name, you have to correct them.

Guy 1: Hello, Bob Coppens.

Guy 2: NOOOO!!!!!! GOD!!!!! IT'S COPPENS!!!!!!!!! GET IT RIGHT, WOULD YOU????!?!?!?!?!

by chickax2nana December 6, 2009

Copie

An East Coast Scotland name for the Co-op or Coperative. A shop which sells groceries and everything one needs to live.

"I'm off to the Copie, anyone want anything?"

by Captain Awesome II of Daleton January 18, 2010