Coppens 

A wierdly spelled Polish name (usually last). It was spelled Copens, but some ancestors decided they'd be "funny" and changed it to Coppens. It confuses everyone a whole bunch because it's pronounced cope-pens. But people almost always pronounce it as cop-pens, as it is spelled like that, but it's not pronounced like that. It gets really annoying when day after day, someone doesn't pronounce your last name correctly. Then after they fail miserably at saying your last name, you have to correct them.

Guy 1: Hello, Bob Coppens.

Guy 2: NOOOO!!!!!! GOD!!!!! IT'S COPPENS!!!!!!!!! GET IT RIGHT, WOULD YOU????!?!?!?!?!

Coppens by chickax2nana December 6, 2009

Hair Compensator

Hair Compensator is a guy who is going bald on top but grows a ponytail in the back. Also grows a massive beard to make up for lack of head hair.

Hey look at pony tail dude. Yeah, what a Hair Compensator...he went bald on top so he is making up for it by growing it long in the back. At least it's better than a comb-over Trump style !

Hair Compensator by EightBall February 5, 2014

over compensator 

A man who tries way too hard to feel better about having a small penis. Usually seen trying to impress women with cars, cash, clothes, or a macho attitude. This showing off helps them to think that people dont know about the small johnson. Most often, over compensators have no actual personality or character. Usually loners that hide the fact that they really want to kill themselves because of their tiny penises.

Tom Brady is a totally perfect example of an over compensator.

over compensator by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010

Compensated Dating 

Translated from the Japanese word, 「援助交際 」or "Enjo-kōsai." Compensated Dating is a term used to describe young women going on dates with older men in exchange for money or gifts. These dates often end in sexual activities. It is a form of prostitution, however most women who participate in Enjo-kōsai do not view themselves as prostitutes.

Although this term originated in Japan, compensated dating has spread to other East Asian countries and has even stretched to the USA under the phrases sugar daddy and sugar baby.

See enjo kosai.

Friend A: You're doing compensated dating? Isn't that really horrible and shady?!

Friend B: What does it matter? These older men are giving me a shit ton of money.

Compensated Dating by ixaa September 18, 2016

Theory of compensation 

Theory that states in cases where a woman has small breasts, this is compensated for by her having a nice ass. This theory does not necessarily work in reverse.

"Ah, her tits are too small!"
"Yeah, but check out her ass."
"Hmm. Theory of compensation, eh."

Theory of compensation by Snake May 14, 2005

cospense 

This word is of Chinglish origin. It is a transliteration of Chinese idiom 扣屎盆子. It refers to a situation where individuals or groups avoid taking responsibility for their actions or mistakes and instead shift the blame onto others. It implies a lack of accountability and an unwillingness to accept consequences for one's own actions.

Please don't cospense me! I'm innocent!

cospense by TTbabe October 10, 2023

Compensating 

1. the act of offsetting an error, defect, or undesired effect (such as a small penis, or lack of being fly) by being or doing something superfluously grandiose (such as flaunting a kick ass ride or building a third floor on a two story building to make its residents fallaciously feel hip).

2. see compensation, compensate

hot blonde girl: You think I should bang that guy with the lambourghini?
hot brunette girl: who? that short guy?!
hot blonde girl: yeah.
hot brunette girl: Ew! No! He's totally compensating.
hot blonde girl: Whatever! He's got a lambourghini.
hot brunette girl: I was talking about his penis.
hot blonde girl: Oooh...ew, never mind.

Endowed Resident 1: Why does that dorm have three floors when the other dorms only have two?
Endowed Resident 2: They're compensating.
Endowed Resident 1: For their picos pequeños?
Endowed Resident 2: That and cause they're really lame.
Endowed Resident 1: True.

Compensating by Kitchen President September 2, 2009