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indianapolis colts

all offense + no defense = early exit from the playoffs
Manning and Harrison are awesome, but the Colt's defense sucks!
by Say What? March 23, 2004
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Emergency Coons

Emergency Coons are coons that are always there at hand to be used in an emergency situation such as if a person isnt present when they need to be.

Usually stored in a box, cupboard or closet.

This way theres always a coon at hand when needed.
Matt: Johns not here! Wtf are we going to do!

Sam: I know! Lets crack out the emergency coons!

Matt: Great idea! They'll do any job!
by Matthew Hunter April 7, 2008
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whatever cooks your weiner

synonymous to, "whatever floats your boat"

is said sometimes after the saying,"whatever floats your boat" in order to spin the other person in a weird direction...
I dont know about you but that bitch is ugly as shit but if you wanna go after that then be my guest...whatever cooks your weiner.
by doubletime69 June 1, 2010
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Cookson

The pairing of American Idol season 1 winner Kelly Clarkson and season 7 winner David Cook.
Fan #1: Oh my gosh! David and Kelly finally met!
Fan #2: Yay Cookson!
by Cookson Fan March 19, 2009
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Colts Neck

Rich, Boring White town with nothing to do, explains why alot of the kids around here are doing drugs, racing the sports car, usually a beemer, and then getting killed. Local Hangouts sadly include the local resturants (Huddies Inn, Orlands Pizzaria), and dunkin donuts. Note that most kids end up being wiggers, punks, guidos, druggies, or just straight out gay, while VERY few are (like me) normal or loners
In Short, the most boring place in new jersey, even worse than Holmdel... or is that worst?
Colts Neck Kid 1: *Obviously High* Yo Maaaaan... What's up
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit Nigga, not much, yous dogg?
Colts Neck Kid 3: Yo, that party last night in jackson, fucking amazing, shoulda seen the pussy?
Colts Neck Kid 1: So guys... what do you wanna do...?
Colts Neck Kid 2: Shit, ain't nottin' much to dos, hows 'bout we take 'dat pimpmoblie and goes to Dunkin Donuts
Colts Neck Kid 3: Sounds Good, maybe there'd be some bitches there man
Colts Neck Kid 2: Dogg, yous know 'da bitches be crawlin' all ova at 'da malls
Colts Neck Kid 3: Shit... the fucks there to do around here?
Colts Neck Kid 1: ... No idea man... pass the blunt man
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Me: Kids, a word of advice, if your parents ever talk about moving to Colts Neck, be prepared to be bored out of your fucking mind
by Leo Leoheart January 11, 2009
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Trench Coats

Long ass coats that have huge pockets on the inside perfect for holding guns,drugs,stolen items etc.
The cops funs a gun and a ounce of coke in the pockets of his trench coat
by lazyassloser March 25, 2004
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Coolskies

A word which acknowledges something cooler than cool, like pancakes, or a new videogame. Or a afirmative reply to a question.
Coolskies.
by nkl! October 28, 2010
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