Conman

A noob from Australia, with a squeaky voice, and A Talent for annoying other people. Known for saying things such as "I'm bringin' the Thunder beatdown!", "You use cheat codes", and gibberish.

Conman: I'M STLL BRINGIN' THA THUNDAH BEATDOWN!
Me: Please... SHUT UP...
Conman: I'll beat you at SvR 08

*5 minutes later*

Conman: YOU USE CHEAT CODES!
Me: <_<

by Live2Die989 May 27, 2008

conran

The name of an individual who smells like shit and finds difficulty talking to girls.

"That Conran cunt has no friends"

by sleb July 2, 2019

connan

a little ranga who has an even smaller penis. he gets hard to his grandmother and lasts less than 20 seconds in bed. he has no sexual prospects and enjoys a fricker sticker on the weekends.

oh look he has a tiny penis he must be a connan

by tiny dick meat 69 February 7, 2022

Conan

When something is promised to you for a very long time, but it is taken back amost immediatly. The person who gives/takes said thing is pulling a "Conan"

Dude, he totally got fucked over.
Yeah, that other guy pulled a Conan. What a douche.

by JubJubHero2 November 9, 2010

Colan

Colan is the boy who makes up lies about everything. If he says he had sex with that one girl, he didn't. If you leave him on open, he blocks you. And if you have a Juul, he asks to rip it at least every two minutes. Colan is the white boy who lives in a nice part of Florida and comes from a good family and is the receiver of a great education, yet he cannot type a Snapchat sentence for shit and pretends that he can't speak English.

"Dude, why are you believing that blatant lie coming out of his mouth, it's Colan."

by steph kurry December 30, 2018

conman

the awesomest and rockinest guy in the history of awesome and rockin people.

the conman is so rockin

by brie "the conman" connors October 2, 2004

conandrum

Named for the one and only Conan the Barbarian, this is a problem that has an immediately obvious solution, yet is more easily (or at least more entertainingly) solved by violence.

1: We've got two options here. We can either skim through this book until we find the reference needed to complete the riddle, or we can slaughter the wizard and his evil henchmen and waltz right through.

2: So we've got one option.

1: A real conandrum. Let's go.

by Circtf January 2, 2009