Confuses

Works synonymously with "confused".

Jay Von Kralzenx: It's not easily confuses with another game 😭
James Jonah Jameson: *confused
Jay Von Kralzenx: Nah

by Jay Von Kralzenx July 25, 2024

Confuselut

A State of confusion that is often seen in relation to a Slut that forgets; she is indeed a Slut. She will often act in a hostile way when confronted to act out her natural sluteness behavior and proclaim she is a good proper girl.

Often the only way to remind the woman involves a dominate alpha male performing a well calculated submission placing her head in his lap and plunging his cock as deep as possible. Most often after very little struggle she will come back to homeostasis and unleash her natural submissive slutty behavior with a positive attitude.

Anastasia sure has been Confuselut ever since she dated that Beta in the past. I remember Anastasia used to enjoy her purpose now she acts like a complete Confuselut when ever I try to remind her where she was happiest.

by HOOKERSPAYMEFORSEX August 8, 2024

Confused Zak

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.

the poor child was really a confused Zak

by confused.cum December 22, 2024

Confused dickshit

When you put your male genital inside of the butthole of a female with male body parts that’s thinks their a zebra

Last night was so confusing I almost confused dickshit

by LightAttack January 17, 2025

Confusebait

The act of intentionally confusing someone, similar to "ragebait". Typically done online.

I confusebaited an entire server yesterday!

by Tank_Nature March 24, 2025

Couselling

Being so overwhelmingly trash at a game (especially asymmetrical horror games) that you start to resemble a certain loser knight in tattered armor.

Person 1: "Bro, how are you already on your 3rd hook?! We still have over 13 minutes left!"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm high key couselling."

by Venborne March 9, 2026

Chronologically Confused

What happens to people when they get frustrated and confused by bad sequel titles for a series of movies, video games etc.

The person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. This condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.

Joe: Hey James, what's up?
James: I can't believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, I was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they've just dumped this horrible title out... I'm just pissed off at them now!
Joe: What's the problem by this exactly?
James: What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? The problem is that they've tarnished my favourite series of movies! Just look at these names!
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers

Halloween The curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20
Halloween Resurrection
Joe: Ouch, that sucks.
James: I know right? I have every right to be chronologically confused at this shit! Why didn't they keep numbering them? WHERE DID THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO?

by Cazaam September 28, 2014