ass coffee

A completely liquid bowel movement.

That Taco Bell gave me ass coffee.

by PerCoceT January 20, 2005

black coffee

Straight coffee. Coffee without any additives like milk or sweetener.

Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.

by barista101 July 18, 2011

Coffee bean

clears mind; a pause that clears your head space to make room for other ideas.

This upbeat music is my coffee bean after writing this horror story for this act.

by @tikifaces_ October 10, 2019

online coffee

When you grab a coffee, or tea, over the Internet, i.e. a friend is in London drinking coffee, you are in New York drinking the same thing, and you chat while grabbing a coffee.
Online coffee.

A: I'm gonna grab a coffee, you want some? I don't like drinking alone.
B: Sure, let's go to Starbucks and chat on WiFi! Online coffee rules!

by Lee Hartman May 04, 2010

Coffee Poo

The strange phenomenon of needing a poo straight after drinking a coffee.

9am

Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit

11am

Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?

Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.

by Everton dude January 03, 2020

Coffee Nim

A game office coffee drinkers play where they leave less than a mug's worth in the pot to avoid having to make the next pot. Much like the board game "Nim", the loser is the one who takes the last bit of coffee and must make the next pot.

I needed my caffeine fix, but there was a quarter of a cup left in the office coffee pot. I guess I lost this round of Coffee Nim, and have to make the next pot.

by travelmop July 13, 2011

Coffee Slam

A sexual act when the fister is under the effects of caffeine (i.e. 5 Hour Energy or Coffee) the fistee May expect more powerful thrusts.

Chet: Well she just wanted fisting but I forgot about the RedBull I drank so I went pretty hard.

Bob: Woah, you Coffee Slamed her?!Did you at least send flowers?

Chet: Why would I?

Bob: Dude. She’s in the hospital.

by KaseDefined January 27, 2018