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cockneck

A giant toolsack. Utterly worthless in every conceivable way. Wilford Brimley shows such disdain for these people that he kills them on sight with his bare hands. The complete opposite of Theron.
That cockneck cried while watching Titanic.

Wow if John were anymore of a cockneck he'd be wearing Crocs.
by Theronkillshobos. June 29, 2008
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cocknoxious

The act of being an over barring faggot and have to make everyone in your presence know you're a cock sucker.
Man you see that guy over there at the gay bar? He's pretty fucking cocknoxious.
by StainedSheets July 7, 2010
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Cockness Monster

A penius so large it is said to be of the same length and gerth of the Lock Ness Monster's.
She thought she was cute so I showed her the Cockness Monster.
by The Amazing Larry January 13, 2011
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coconut boost

(noun) Word used to label a person who, often in an unfamiliar environment, trusts to his/her extensive knowledge of nostalgia when choosing a topic of conversation.
Origin: According to nostalgic legend, a coconut version of the famous Boost chocolate bar once graced confectionery shelves across the country.
Sometimes shortened to coboo.
See nostalgist and taleggio.
"Hey, guys, does anyone remember Count Duckula?" inquired the coconut boost.
by Corkin July 31, 2006
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coconuts

Refers to a growing breed of Latinos who tend to dismiss their latino heritage and follow the Caucasian lifestyle.
All them damn coconuts from up north think we'll vote for their Repuplican asses just because their last name is latin.
by The Mexican May 13, 2005
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Coconut Fever

Coconut Fever (Noun): 1. A condition, found only in mainland Americans, that causes a mainland American male or female to develop an intense infatuation with one or more Native Hawaiians of the opposite, or more infrequently, same sex.
Judging by your Myspace, Mike....you've got coconut fever.
by El Samurai July 29, 2008
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coconut haze

potent ass marijuana, gets you fuckkked up. smells just like coconuts usually laced with pcp
damn this coconut haze got me trippin balls
by Brendan Pappeti January 26, 2010
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