Brooke Coats

an amazingly sexy fun beach babe with a heart of gold

Damn that girl is a Brooke Coats!

by lightshow August 23, 2009

Cornetto Love Contest

A way of saying thanks when someone does something outrageous. Literally means "for that I will fuck you"

Dude, heres that 30 inch brass dildo you wanted.

shit man, cornetto love contest!

by Bipola July 27, 2010

richard measuring contest

Dick measuring contest

Guy 1: Oh man I have to scrub the deck today. Guy 2: I'm on latrine duty, you want a cookie? Guy 3: You done with your richard measuring contest? We have things to do.

by erbz November 11, 2017

Smallest penis contest

A contest where the guy with the shrimp dick gets the prize.

Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2019

Gross out contest

The act of drunkenly attempting to make your drunken buddies vomit by making them envision increasingly disgusting things.

"Hey, should we hit Terry with a gross out contest?"
"Yea, dude I have the perfect one."

"Yo, Terry, you know what's freaky?"
"What?"
"Technically, when we were babies, our dicks were inside our moms. We've had sex with our moms."
"BLEEEEEUUUURGH"

by Captain Trips January 26, 2009

Trench Coats

Long ass coats that have huge pockets on the inside perfect for holding guns,drugs,stolen items etc.

The cops funs a gun and a ounce of coke in the pockets of his trench coat

by lazyassloser March 25, 2004

coated

to describe the looks of a hot, beautiful female, to say she is "coated" is to say she is pretty, as such

man, you see her, she be all coated

by baybee gurl May 29, 2004