Cool as a mother fucker. Comes from the idea that if you aren't wearing a coat, you must be cold or cool.
by iheartwhtppl January 29, 2011
by Steve young February 12, 2006
The opposite of sugar coating but equally indirect and insincere. Contrary to popular belief, you can get your point across best by not being an asshole but not being too nice either. Salt coating doesn't make a statement any more true despite claims that it is a sign of honesty. Salt coating when criticizing someone often leaves them focused on the toxic garbage words instead of the main point unless they have a strong bullshit filter. Also known as destructive criticism.
Being Honest: I didn't like the dish. It's too sweet for me.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.
Result: Cook takes the constructive criticism into consideration and improves the dish by making it less sweet.
Salt Coating: A drunken autistic monkey can make a better dish than a worthless shit like you! You trying to give me diabetes?!
Result: Cook is distracted by the insults instead of improving the dish and spends the rest of the time arguing with salt coater.
by The Washed Few March 08, 2019
Tiny pieces, flakes or perhaps even buds of Marijuana, which fall out of pipes, bowls, and carelessly closed plastic baggies into the coat pocket during transport.
In civilized countries coat weed can inhabit coat pockets for several weeks during winter season in cold climates. Coat weed can be harvested and smoked during times of need, however it is not recommended that one share this harvest with others (esp. the opposite sex) as you could be mistaken for being desperate to get high, broke or just downright pathetic.
In civilized countries coat weed can inhabit coat pockets for several weeks during winter season in cold climates. Coat weed can be harvested and smoked during times of need, however it is not recommended that one share this harvest with others (esp. the opposite sex) as you could be mistaken for being desperate to get high, broke or just downright pathetic.
Bob: "Hey Doug you got any weed eh?"
Doug: "Take off! All's I've got's a bowl a' coat weed."
Bob: "Coat weed? Aw that's lame you hoser! Take Off!"
Doug: "Take off! All's I've got's a bowl a' coat weed."
Bob: "Coat weed? Aw that's lame you hoser! Take Off!"
by Macabro81 December 31, 2012
When you're a true gentleman while watching a film with a woman. When she says she's cold, give her your coat and deal with it,
"Hey, if you're down I'm down. If you don't want to chill, I can just coat."
"You mean netflix and coat?"
"Yeah."
"You mean netflix and coat?"
"Yeah."
by WeweeSankido March 14, 2016
by CarRSB November 22, 2020
Tricking people into thinking that you have your life together when you're actuallly just two twelve year olds disguised with a trench coat.
by Trench coatter December 04, 2014