Coal idling

Preserving lit charcoal by spacing or venting to maintain a lower temperature.

I closed most of the vents on my grill and added some wood chips. Coal idling will slow the cook and let some more into the meat.

by anonymous October 1, 2025

Coal Run Roofie

When a virgin male roofies himself in the hopes of losing his virginity with himself, but wakes up still a virgin.

My buddy at work gave himself a Coal Run Roofie, he really needs help.

by SCICT January 12, 2025

Coal tax

When a woman has a baby with a black man, and the father does not stay to support and/or help the baby or woman.

Did you hear how Wendy is a single mother now?
Yeah, she’s paying the Coal Tax

by JohnnyBravo224 December 10, 2023

coals

The 'cherry' at the tip of your smoke; weed, cigarettes, cigars.

Who has been flickin' their coals on my floor!?! In the ashtray, outside, but not on my floor!

by carrknowledege May 20, 2021

Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine

Like sweeping something under a rug. This is the post modern, gen z style way to imply a new connotation of the underlying political weight that we can hide something in place that is obviously going to out itself eventually, but since politics are so short sighted, it's fine... This is fine... We will just shove these here for now and pretend that the waste is not as bad for the planet as other thing like... Cow farts.

Definition: "Shoving windmill blades into a coal mine" is like trying to hide something that is embarrassing, illegal, or wrong, or trying to keep a problem secret. Like, sweeping something under a rug. The additional connotation is that there is an added layer of betrayal to the common man because something described this way means the thing is being hidden by the very body that promises to have our best interest in mind.

For example, when her mother found out she had cancer, and realized that it was likely due to the mother's habitual smoking for years, she chose to shove the windmill blades into a coal mine and just convince the girl that it was just a cold that wouldn't quit and vitamins would be fine.

by CommonSense.exe January 23, 2025

coal spreader

Someone who sends/shows you terrible memes.

Dude you’re such a coal spreader.

by P-Squilly January 14, 2024

Coal Miner Pussy

Word origin: This comes from rural Tennessee through the smokie of NC and up to West Virginia.

A cavernous vagina.

a vagina that has been well used.
a pussy that’s been blown out from belly button to asshole.
A vagina that has been carved out with a pickaxe.

Man, I just got lost up in that coal miner pussy.

Say what you will, that coal miner pussy is comfortable and can take a beating.

Darlene, you could’ve warned me, Randy beat my pussy up last night. I got one of them coal miner pussy now.

by Ultimo Gringo June 22, 2024