Coal

Coal as used for a dog’s name, means many things. Coal is kind, sweet and loyal. He will keep you warm on a cold winter night, as lump of coal would in an oven. Coal is very intelligent, and the envy of most dogs. He always has the coolest haircut, and it draws many loving looks from admirers. Everyone wants Coal by their side.

That Coal sure is cute!
Does Coal want a treat?
Coal is such a good boy!

by Booboo Coal February 03, 2021

Coal Schaefer

A tall homo man with blond hair and he eats Gavin’s butt. He is a Gucci friend but can’t stop going sicko mode on Gavin. He just doesn’t learn.

Coal Schaefer ate Gavin’s butt

by your mega homo April 05, 2019

coals

The 'cherry' at the tip of your smoke; weed, cigarettes, cigars.

Who has been flickin' their coals on my floor!?! In the ashtray, outside, but not on my floor!

by carrknowledege May 20, 2021

Coal powered car

An electric vehicle charged up with electricity generated by a coal fired plant.

Bill loves driving his Tesla, but he doesn't realize it's just a coal powered car.

by Ham So Low November 04, 2022

coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way

"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"

by PlayerNumberOne October 08, 2023

hot coal your brother danced on

Some burning hot coal your own brother dance do on

Slave: can I have some food?
Owner: NO! Now dance on the hot coal your brother danced on Shawn teufa-nana!

by Uncle Danny The Rapist November 15, 2019

Coal mining

When a guy is going down on you and you don't want him to look at you anymore, so you bury him under the covers (aka "cave collapse") so you can get off.

"Damn this bitch is alligator eyes'ing me so hard I hope he doesn't realize me coal mining him."

by LaurenCamille November 18, 2018